The Ineffable Smackdown (John Cena x Gabriel fic)

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  Gabriel was so lonely. Beelzebub had gotten with someone else, the relationship didn't last long, him and Beelzebub couldn't agree on who would change the lightbulbs, Beelzebub was too short, but Gabriel was scared of light bulbs, so they broke up. It was sad, Beelzebub had been his world, and they bought most of the furniture, so that was a bummer.

  Gabriel had sat down with some cup noodles and started eating them, he found them really good actually, Aziraphale had been right about food, and Gabriel couldn't believe that he never believed him about it until he needed food for his tragic break up. He was very sad about this. He tried to think about other things, he wondered who the new supreme Archangel was.

  Up in heaven, John Cena had been helping Aziraphale schedule a plan to stop the second coming, John, being an angel, loved earth almost as much as Aziraphale, and he wasn't gonna let it go any time soon. He decided he needed a break and decided to take a walk in the park, putting on his human disguise, he went to earth.

  Gabriel had also decided on a walk, he needed some fresh air. Suddenly John had walked by. They stopped and locked eyes with eachother, they each had never seen someone so magnificently beautiful. They were starstruck in love. If love at first sight wasn't a real thing before, it sure was now, as the two stared, blushes creeping across their faces.

  "I-" started Gabriel, "I'm Gabriel, and you?"