On a Wednesday in February, Valentine's Day to be exact, lay a very -what's the word- pathetic Y/N. She was crying a couple minutes ago because she had no valentine (💀can't imagine). A couple years before, she was with an emo dude named Edgar, named after Edgar Allen Poe for his view on life, but he went to jail for being the quiet kid in high school (I'm not elaborating, if you know, you know) oh, and for having a death note. It gave Y/N the ick. So, she lay in her bed with a baggy t-shirt on (with shorts you perverts, but the ones you wear under dresses) while listening to Slipknot, Custer to be exact, while the day goes by. She suddenly stopped crying when she came back to reality. She was starving (🤯 people like this actually exist). Poor (more like broke ahh) Y/N hadn't ate in the last week and a half, solely surviving off of Monsters and -uhm- poki sticks/boxes because that's all she can afford.
This whole debauchery started when she and Edgar were dating (skill issue💀) and he suggested donating to charity (🤮) AKA giving him and his band, My Parents Hate Me, money. Y/N's dumbass decided to just give him her credit card to donate as much as possible to "save those sick children" (💀). Then, goofy ass Edgar decided to use her card to buy weapons to "be the quiet kid", leaving her drowning in financial debt (😳 a bit cringe innit?) and living with her parents as she was sixteen and Edgar was twenty-five (Y/N should've pulled a Sayori card at that point). Eventually, her strict ass parents kicked her out (literally) for the false assumption that she lost her v-card (if you know, you know) and she was homeless(🤣).
And, (time skip cuz I'm lazy as fuck) here she was. She was in college (for a day 🤪) but it worsened her financial problem so she quit (dumbass bitch). (Oh shit, this is a oneshot, damn I forgot💀 sorry I was too busy roasting Y/N) So, one thing about this short (5'6 cuz that's my height :0) bitch is that she:
1. Is emo as fuck
2. Likes a special German boi (If yo stupid ass read the title, you'd know who)
And, that special (sexy, hot, muscular 😫) boi was, in fact, Ludwig (Idk how to spell his last name but I hope you get it). She had a thing for liking people who didn't even know her/out of her league. But, this is a oneshot, so everything good happens to Y/N.(I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, he somewhat knows you. There, happy now you dumbass?)So, as Y/N was grocery shopping at Dollar Tree (cuz that's all yo broke ass can buy) and she saw him (how tf....anyways).
Y/N walked up to him and they talked (Y/N pull a Sayori card dumbass) for a while (Y/N has social skills??? Alright, shit. I'll stop) and she got his number (Y/N has a phone???). Later, while she was listening to some emo ass music, Ludwig called her (unworthy ass bitch ass Y/N) and she answered (no I'm not beefing with a concept, shut up). They talked for a whiled eventually she (nahh she finna be desperate as fuck) he agreed to meet her next Tuesday (🤯 wtf).
So, she was stuck pondering what she was gonna wear:
Outfit #1:
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Outfit #2:
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And outfit #3:
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Y/N decides to wear outfit #1 to her "date" with the sexy German boi. Sadly, she was going to the park, the wrong way. And she stumbled upon Edgar (Why am I even writing this shit anymore) And they started talking:
E: Take me back babe Y/N: I can't E: WHY POOKIE BEAR?????😭😭😭 Y/N: I'm.... E: NOOOOO I SHOULDA USED A CONDOM!!!!!!! Y/B: Wtf no, I'm on a date with someone E: WHO 😡😡😡😡😡 Y/N: My friend, Ludwig E: GRRRRRRRR😡😡😡😡😡😡
