What the signs break when they're mad at you:
Aries: your face
Taurus: something expensive
Gemini: a wall
Cancer: down; they break down
Leo: your phone
Virgo: they'll like untie your shoe or something
Libra: plates because they'll be throwing them at you
Scorpio: your heart
Sagittarius: your car
Capricorn: your printer but only when you have to print something
Aquarius: the law
Pisces: your headphones
