it was official. Fiona was divorcing me. she couldn't handle my enourmous green shlong... too bad. she didn't deserve my shlong anyway. we exchanged papers and agreed to never see each other again. I was heartbroken for a while... but then I realised who needs women? I was gonna get myself a man who could handle me. suddenly, my phone vibrated, not unlike Fiona's rose toy.
"hello?" I inquired. "hey there mr shrek, we would like to offer you a position at our new fabulous Freddy fazbear's pizza location as a night guard. the pay sucks but Ur divorced and have nowhere else to go... SOOO... yea." I was shocked. I had never heard of this "Freddy fazbears" but it sounded alright. maybe I could even find love there, I thought. "alright bet. ill do this Freddy shit on one condition." "what's that mr shrek?" the person on the line asked. "you give me a set of pokemon cards." i replied "thats to easy. youre hired! see you monday mr shrek."
With that, i had secured myself a job. wow. im so good at being single. nothing can stop me. fiona was weighing me down, i realized. i was determined to become the best nightgaurd of freddy fazbears pizzeria there ever was.
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Shrek's Fazbear Fiesta: An Unlikely Love Story
RomanceAfter Shrek receives a call for a job opportunity after getting a divorce with Fiona, he travel's off to this new experience, and finds love along the way. Get ready for a Ogre-whelming Romance that will leave you doing back flips onto you kitchen t...
