i entered into the office for my new job at freddy fazbears. my enourmas green shlong tingled with excitement and started twitching uncontrollably. sigh. I smoothed my shlong down as I sat in my chair, and started my shift. I noticed the animatronics were kinda quirky, and they moved a lot. this dumb bunny kept trying to come in the office, so I closed the door. but one particular animatronic caught my eye. he was large, and muscular and his big eyes sparkled like disco balls. unfortunately this incredibly attractive robot never came to visit my office. he didnt even move. oh no, i thought, my power is running low. i nibbled on my earwax to calm my nerves. [SSHPPSe] the power went out! and i was left in the dark.
*freddy fazbears pov*
SIGH. it was the nightguards first night at our home. i hadnt even gotten to see him yet. but i didnt want to scare him away. plus theres this stupid rule that im not even aloud to move yet. i sat on my stage all night as the new nightguard fended off my friends. bonnie always was quite agressive. lately ive been lonely, though. none of them really get me. suddenly, the lights went off. this is my time to shine i thought. i ran to the door of the security office, and thats when i saw him. the most magnificent, stunning, ravishing green ogre i had ever seen, staring right into my eyes.

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Shrek's Fazbear Fiesta: An Unlikely Love Story
RomanceAfter Shrek receives a call for a job opportunity after getting a divorce with Fiona, he travel's off to this new experience, and finds love along the way. Get ready for a Ogre-whelming Romance that will leave you doing back flips onto you kitchen t...