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Married?!?

lmoa, so there's this thing going around my church and its hilarious! (To me anygays)

So, back up. I work childcare for my church, and I'm there ALL THE TIME. and there's this family that is friends w/ my family. We'll call them the Louds kay? Well, they have a son who we'll call.....D. Well, I was at some ladies tea gathering thing back in May, right? One of my co-workers decided to tell her sibs it would be funny to tell them that I and D are married, and my itty bitty brother (who D was holding and I was supervising D holding him, cuz trust issues) is our kid. 

Now, don't get me wrong, she immediately shot it down said she was kidding and all, but then she made a fatal mistake. She told me about it. Then cuz D was involved, he had to know and D's sisters were next to me, so they heard it. Aaand, our moms had to know what was happening. And D's dad. And my other brothers needed to be told once I got home. That carried on low-key for a while.

Til VBS came round. Me and D are friends and we were volunteering in rooms real close together, so when either of us had a break from kids, we'd bother the other. And some adults mad comments on us spending so much time together, so I replied that "I mean we are married, so what'd you expect??" Then that went further. And further. And further. And further yet. 

And the last day of VBS he (D) tried to divorce (the dickhead) and I was busy so I didn't even think about it, I just whipped around and said, "NOPE! DENIED!" And went back to what I was doing. Later man was like "WTF WHYD YOU SAY NO?!??" And when I explained it to him, he didn't believe me. Been like idk, 6 or so months, and MAN STILL DONT BELIEVE ME!! 

Not like I'm untrustworthy or anything. 😉😏

Just to clarify

NO WES IS NOT DATING OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!! 

HES JUST A FRIEND

And que all the MLB fans screaming cuz I just triggered them all. 😣😥