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Captain America:Watch your language!
Drax:How can I watch language?
The other guardians:*wheezes*

Rocket:Ya really need to see things from my perspective
Drax:*squats down*
Rocket:Not like that, ya idiot -_-

Peter Quill:You have no sense of humor
Drax:humor is not one of my 5 senses

Nine:*Exists*
Rocket:I need that guy's 9 mechanical legs
Nine:TOUCH ME AND YOUR DEAD

Tinkerbell:*appears*
Drax:Get away from me, smaller Quill
Tinkerbell:*turns red and proceeds to plot revenge*

Brozone:*singing perfect*
Quill:Wait is that what music is now like? Cos it sucks
Me:Fuck u Quill, its good

Quill:*Listens to I want you back by NSYNC on the phone I lended him*
Quill:I need this phone
Me:Buy it yourself
Quill:I'm poor in earth currency :(

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