My Random Academia

They learned from the best

Bakugo: DAMMIT! I hate that nerd...

Bakugo: *blushing* B-but I also love him...

Sasuke: *magically appears*

Bakugo: What the fu-

Sasuke: I know how you feel. Let me be your coach in the path of gay tsundere.

Bakugo: WHY SHOULD I TRUST A GUY WITH DUCK BUTT HAIR WHO POPPED OUT OF NOTHING

Sasuke: Do you want that broccoli guy to be yours or not?

Bakugo:...

Bakugo: Ok I'm listening

Sasuke: All you have to do is pretend you don't like him. Mock him, give him a nickname.

Bakugo: Done that already.

Sasuke: Then all you need is practice.

Bakugo: U sure that's gonna work?

Sasuke: It worked for me.

Meanwhile

Deku: Dammit, I really like Kacchan... but he hates me...

Naruto: *magically appears* Don't say another word, I'm here.

Deku: Who are you??

Naruto: Your future coach in your path of bi sunshine!

Deku: WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET KACCHAN'S HEART?!

Naruto: THE SECRET IS NEVER GIVING UP ON HIM! DON'T STOP BEING A FRIEND TO HIM AND ALWAYS STAY BY HIS SIDE! HE'LL FALL FOR YOU IN NO TIME!

Deku: ARE YOU SURE ITS GONNA WORK??

Naruto: IT WORKED FOR ME!

And the rest is history