Germany One shots

Many Questions

*•.WARNING!! SWEARING!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.•*

"Love is a load of shit."

That was your conclusion. Why? Well, that's because your previous relationship ended with a burning fire. Literally. Your ex boyfriend was a total fuck boy and cheated on you right in front of your eyes. And you know what you did? You didn't kick the guy in his prized jewels, oh no, it was a lot worse. At that time, both of you were in his apartment, his "girlfriend" included. You found him having sex in his bedroom when you dropped by to retrieve your wallet --that you left there the day before. The two were probably midway through their session when you interrupted to do your worst. You waltzed in his bedroom, grabbed all of his clothes in his closet and lit them on fire in his bathtub. Oh how that shit burned. Burned like the hate you felt towards that cheating bastard in the next room--who was trying to put his clothes back on. You watched his most fancy shirts and pants burn to an unrecognizable crisp before you shoved out of that hell hole.

"Don't say that, ____," your best friend, Emma, said in a reassuring voice, "love is amazing! It brings such happiness to your life." Emma was a very happy belgian girl who was actually an amazing listener when it comes to basically anything. At the moment, you were eating waffles at her house to calm your angered soul.

"Ha! Say that to the ass who just got his shit burned," you growled as your teeth ripped through a homemade waffle with such rage. Emma sweat dropped as she poured some syrup on her waffle and poked at it with a fork. Awkwardly laughing, Emma replied, "well, once you find the right person, then it's amazing. Otherwise, well, I guess love sucks."

Nodding, you tear up your waffle,pour syrup on it, then stab a piece with your fork, "exactly! It's obvious I haven't found the right person. Hell, I haven't found the right person and it's been ten years since I turned sixteen! Do you know how old that is?" Emma swallows a bit of waffle then replies, "actually, twenty-six is still very young-"

"That's not the point, Emma!" you complain, stabbing another waffle piece, "I'm twenty-six and I still haven't found someone that is marrying material! This is absolutely awful." Emma calmly eats her food as she watches you glare down at the ripped waffle.

Suddenly Emma ran out of her seat at the dinner table and went over to her laptop. "I have an idea where you can get someone who is marrying material!" she said cheerily, opening her laptop and running back to the table with it. You look up at her and watch as she types away at the keyboard with one hand before she sits down. "What is it?" you asked, slightly scared as to what it was, "it better not be a blind date again. That didn't work out at all last time. Dude was a freakin' creep!"

After a minute of waiting, Emma spoke, "ok here!" She spun the laptop to face you and you gazed at some sort of sexy greek god. You stared, speechless at the hunk of hotness that was displayed on the screen. It was a blond guy, his hair slightly messy. He wore a black tank top, army green pants, and a cross necklace around his neck. His eyes were a heavenly blue that were half lidded from the sun light that was in his eyes. The light hit his body in such a way that it almost appeared like he was glowing, emphasizing all the finely chiseled muscles on his body.

"Good lord he's hot," your voice a bit breathless from holding it in so long. Then you jumped back from the screen, "wait! From my experiences, most assholes are hot. What site did you find him on? Sexyblonddudes.com?" Emma laughed then shook her head, "no, silly. He's a friend of my friend's brother! Isn't he amazing though? My friend's brother's friend took the photo when he saw him doing morning laps one day. He's an amazing photographer, right?"

You looked at her again, "but does he have a record of cheating on people? 'Cause if he does, I'm not interested." She shook her head once again then smiled. "He's never dated anyone in his life, so he's record free~" Your eyes grew wide at that bit of information, "seriously? With that hot body? How has he not used it to his advantage yet?!"