Your Pal, Weird Al.

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Al and his band start playing and singing to his usual famous and lighthearted tunes, entertaining the crowd, and yourself at a high level. The setlist has a mix of the songs from his album, a few originals, and a handful of parody songs. 9 of the parody songs he performs are the full song, 10 of them are placed in a medley, and 4 of them are in a classical tune.

On the 12th song, Al comes out in a very flirtatious red suit, and a sexy fedora while his band plays a rather..romantic tune. You know whats coming. You've waited for a long time to see him perform, and knew this was gonna be on the setlist. This song is a song that Al performs serenading the crowd, and for your entire life, you have desperately needed to be serenaded by him, even for one line. Al passes by the frontrow, and looks at you with a glint in his eye. You know your next. He walks up to you, gets close and personal, and says,"I hope im not being forward, but do you mind if i chew on your butt?" You feel so overwhelmed by his sudden flirting, but you know its just an act. All your feelings rush to you at once. His suit is unbuttoned right infront of you, revealing his chest. Obviously it was a bit, but you were still fully in the moment. You smile and panic. Sudddenly, you feel something when he finishes..

You faint. Dead cold. In his arms.