Helluva Boss X Hazbin Hotel: The Four Horsemen (on hold)

Family Matters

(This story (not the chapter!) takes place after the episode "murder family" sorry for not saying that in the beginning but I feel it'd fit better and the song on top is just there for fun you can listen to it if you want)

POVs/places/ timeskips
Talking normal
Demonic talking

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Actions
"Thinking"

Y/n Pov

I woke up in my bed to a phone call making me sit up and reach for the phone beside my bed and see Stolas' constant as I sigh and answer the phone putting it to my ear

Y/n: What the fuck do you want? I say plainly as I hear screaming and glass breaking in the background I'm not a fucking family councillor.

Stolas: oh please help me! You're the only one I could contact! I hear Stella going ballistic in the background I'm begging!

Y/n: for heavens sake, what kind of cuck can't control his own future ex-wife...and worst of all I've suddenly become you're emergency contact. I sigh put her on the phone.

Stolas: thank you so much! I'm indebted to you! I hear him enter the area where Stella was screaming because i heard it get louder Stella dear~ It's Y/n, he said he would like to have a conversation with you.

Stella: finally, an actual man I can have an enjoyable conversation with! Give it to me you twiggy fuck! I hear her say that as the phones grabbed and she speaks again in a sudden sweet tone hello, Y/n~ I do hope this is about you're promise?

Stolas: excuse me!? He shouts in the background

Stella: this is none of you're fucking business! she shouts before speaking sweetly again so what did you want to talk about?

Y/n: I've been thinking of following up on that promise because I just couldn't get you out of my head, you're alluring plumage and piercing red jewels of eyes that I could just drown in and to be close to such a beautiful demon would even make thousands of years of solitude worth it~

Stella: she can be heard breathing heavily over the phone before she speaks in a breathy voice well, that is q-quite the compliments you've given me she takes a deep breath so when will that promise be fulfilled?

Y/n: soon. I say plainly before speaking again could you be so kind as to hand the phone back to you're fucking annoying pheasant of a husband Stella doesn't reply but stolas then speaks over the phone

Stolas: I-I'm astounded...she handed it back to me without even giving me so much as a death stare...I'm forever grateful!

Y/n: shut the fuck up and if you ever wake me up early on a good day I'm going to visit you're face with an angelic dagger. I say plainly

Stolas: r-right...oh! I also called you to know...why the fuck you went out looking for Blitzy?!

Y/n: before I tell you, how did you find out? I put the phone on speaker as I put it down and snap my fingers making my t-shirt and jacket fly over before I put them on and my jackets fur collar lights in a black flame before i run my hand through my hair as it goes into its signature style

Stolas: he told me some demon came to him with an offer to kill a few humans for a hefty some of money and said demon mentioned my name. A black shadowy limb comes from behind Y/n and it grabs his mask putting it on his face before he picks up his phone again

Y/n: be happy I didn't get rid of him, and the reason I went looking in the first place was to fix you're mess but it turns out it would be better for me if I hired him, so we both get what we want, they get paid and I get ten times their pay.