Unstable and Placid where fighting like the holy people they are because unstable wanted bread from bread vending machine but could not get it out and Placid just wanted his biscuits. The two where just arguing while Scary watched because he was a holy person. Suddenly Unstable felt the magic of friendship in his blood and he finally got his bread! He smiled and disappeared like all my hopes and dreams.
Placid just let out a dramatic sigh and bent down to get his biscuits but then his hands got stuck "uwu- Scary help I'm stuck-" Scary stared at him for a bit before looking at that b i b l e. He walked over and starting reading the bible. Placid gasped but like at he don't mind (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Scary kept reading the bible earning small moans from the smaller male. Scary the smirked and continued reading the bible. Releasing built up pressure in his pants. Scary then took off his own pants letting his bible spring out. He smirked amd just read the bible "AH~ ScaRy~! You're H-HUGe~" the taller male just smirked and started reading the bible faster 🙏. His thrust was almost like the sax guys thrust conspiracy? I think yes.
Tall holy person kept thrusting into little other holy person like there was no tomorrow. The passing by civilians just kept walking and didn't look because we bible holy yes. "F-FUCK~!!! SCARY IM C-CLOS- AHH~!!!" Placid let out a loud moan as he did holy things. Scary smirked as he kept reading the bible mercilessly.
Finally he finished reading the bible. He helped the smaller male get unstuck from the vending machine, they both put on their clothes and scary got placid his biscuits. He picked placid up and then he walked away with smoll boy in his arm noming on biscuits.
Fin.
This is based of a HORRIBLE smut I wrote in 2020 and then mori(shipful) rewrote it and replaced every curse word with "holy" words
Me thinks this is so funny, truly a relic of its time
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Cursed DU thoughts
Randomthis book is nothing but my demented thoughts related to tdu, mainly old du but the arg isn't safe either :)
