Your life is a joke, mines a sham.

It all started when...

Growing up in a world where both parents work there's certain requirements, Like preschool. I remember the first day, when I was four years old. My mom and one of my sisters came to drop me off. We walked in, it looked like a peaceful place. They directed us to the room with the red door. We walked in and the kids were sitting on the floor in a circle. The teacher looked unsightly. She had big ugly glasses and hair shorter then the green on a golf course.
There was a glass case in the corner and I quickly saw something moving in it. I immediately burst out into tears and my mom kept asking me what was wrong. Quickly she realized the content of the case was a snake. Needless to say I was moved to the room with the yellow door instead. Great way to start out. I should've know right then and there that this wasn't going to be in the words of Ryan Tedder "a good life."