Funny Jokes

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Momma Jokes.

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "One person at a time please"

Yo momma so ugly when she entered the ugly competion they said "No professionals please"

Yo momma so hairy , BigFoot took her picture.

Yo momma so stupid,she locked herself in the bathroom and pee'd herself.

Yo momma so stupid,when she got locked in the mattress store,she slept on the floor at night.

Yo momma so stupid,she watched to couch and sat on the TV.

Yo momma so stupid,she made a hole in the roof and thought she was watching "Skyfall/SkyTv"

Yo momma so ugly,when she went to the dentist,the dentist screamed "VAMPIRE!"

Yo momma so fat,she doesn't need a computer,she's "WorldWide"

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