Thefton: We need cash.
Dazzler: What happened to our stash?
Ducklas: I bought a new guitar.
Flame: I rented a classy car.
Thefton: I got suckered by email thugs into cheap prescription drugs.
Ducklas: Whatever will we do?
Flame: We'll have to think it through.
Ducklas: I have a word in mind, a very scary kind! I fear it everyday, and it starts with the letter J.
Thefton: Jam?
Dazzler: Jackal?
Flame: Jab?
Ducklas: JOB!
Thefton: People, keep it calm. I'll simply call my mom.
*Thefton dials her mom, she picks up.* Hello, this is your daughter. Our bank account is done. How much? Well, there is none.
*Her mom stops the call.* Thefton: She's never any fun.
Dazzler: We all can live like kings, if I sell my girlfriend's things. Her computer and her makeup kit, will go for quite a bit.
Flame: Wouldn't she go berserk?
Dazzler: I'll make you look like the jerk.
Flame: I'll ace the GRE, and harvest a PhD. After curing the HIV, I'll collect my royalties.
Thefton: Do you think you're bright enough?
Flame: ...I'll get Dazzler's girlfriend's stuff.
Thefton: I'LL MAKE A SIMPLE TUNE, THAT'LL MAKE CONSUMERS SWOON! WE'LL INFECT YOU WITH CONTAGIOUS RHYME, TO KEEP THEM COMING EVERY TIIIIIIIIMMEEE!!! That's all we'll have to play. And then, they'll have to pay.
Flame: Why were we rhyming again?
Dazzler: I don't even know.
YOU ARE READING
Deltacord: Weirdo's Beginning
RandomDeltacord is an inside discord server with me and my friends, and I was ORIGINALLY planning to make this a comic, but I can't get this first chapter out so this is going to be on wattpad
