Purah x Female Reader

Prologue.

(Third person POV)

Y/N was walking around Hyrule because she felt like it. She passed Link torturing some koroks. She didn't even feel like telling him that he should go do more productive things. Y/N has always thought that Link wasn't as great as other girls would, maybe because she's gay? Or because he has some ugly ass claw zombie looking arm. Who knows...?

Walking around, finally bored, Y/N decided to go to the nearest town, which happened to be Lookout Landing, so she walked to the town. It looked like some random small town or something. How boring... She has never been to Lookout Landing before, so this should be slightly interesting.

Y/N walked into the town. There was some small old guy with crazy chameleon goggles by a robot thing. Y/N just walked past him. She thought his goggles were pretty funny but she didn't laugh. "First impressions are everything," she murmured softly to herself. Y/N kept walking around and trying to make her best impression on everyone so she didn't embarrass herself.

Some twelve year old kid ran into Y/N. Y/N was pissed because there is no fucking way some twelve year old girl with the widest fucking smile ever is going to get off scott-free after almost knocking her over. Y/N felt her face flush red in anger, "Who the hell do you think you are almost knocking me over?!" She said, almost shouting. The girl looked almost in tears after being yelled at "S-sorry! My name is Josha. I'm just trying to get over to the Director. I didn't see you..." Josha said, sounding like she was in a hurry. Y/N seemed confused "Who is the Director?" she said in a more empathic tone, genuinely curious. Josha spoke up, seeming enthusiastic now. "Oh you don't know Miss Purah? Well, she is my boss, an ancient technology researcher, and she is the head of Lookout Landing!" Josha said excitedly.

Y/N seemed confused,"Who the hell would hire a twelve year old..?" she said seeming concerned and Josha grinned, "Well I guess I'm just smart for my age because I am Purah's assistant and also the Head of the Depths research!" Josha said in a enthusiastic tone seeming excited. "Why are the the head of a entire research?" Y/N still seemed extremely confused, "You're a fucking child," Y/N said still not knowing what the hell this Purah person was thinking when she hired this kid. Josha raised her eyebrows "What does fuck mean?" Josha said in a confused tone of voice. Y/N tried to hold in her laughter "Well, it has multiple meanings, but don't say it. Only grown-ups can say it. Also, I'm not telling you."

Josha sighed "Fine, but I'm going to ask Purah what it means. She's a grown up she should know!" Y/N covered her mouth. She didn't want her reputation here to be ruined after just arriving. How could she make Josha not ask whoever Purah is what fuck means. After thinking for a few seconds, Y/N quickly said "Hey wait, don't ask her. I'll buy you candy if you don't ask her!" Josha almost squealed in excitement, "OK! But I get to pick what candy I want!". Y/N sighed in relief and would lose a few rupees, but it's worth it. Her reputation is way more important.

After buying Josha candy, Y/N felt a feeling of relief wash over her. Y/N really wants her reputation to stay safe. She's only been in Lookout Landing for less than an hour. After Josha ate the candy she exclaimed "Oh! I better get back to Purah I won't ask her what fuck means thank you for the candy... What's your name?" Y/N sighed "My name is Y/N, but don't go around asking people what fuck means or say it OK?" Josha nodded and she ran off grinning to herself. Y/N sighed and continued walking around Lookout Landing.

End of Chapter.