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If I was in diabolik lovers

I look like the picture above and if you don't notice that is my drawing

So... I'm sent to this random mansion where I see a dead guy. I check if he's alive but sence no hart beat 'whatever' I think as I shurug ( just a tiny AN I probably won't try to write whitthout any writing mistakes like I usualy do bc these are just ideas for when I'm board I will try to make as little mistakes as I can but I wont turn on the Google translator (English is not my first language)) and try to walk away but the dead man took my hand " Why are you here pancake?" it asks yes I said it not he. Why? Bc he's a corps that can talk or atleast not a human and everything thats not a human is called it. Anyway let's get back to the story "Idk my dad sent me here" I answer "What's your name?" it asks again "It's Nun" "Nun?" "Yeah It's Nun ya busnis but you can call me Emilya, Emily or Emie or even Ems" I answer (This is not my real name btw but my name has no English definishion without cristmas tree so I'm using this)  

"I'm just calling you pancake" it sais "Tf why?" "Bc your as flat as one" it sais while smirking "Why not somthing like kitty? Or lil mouse?? Or even ghoust girl??? I gave you 7 names to call me do so!!!" I almost shouted " Ok... ama call you lil mouse" it sais while swetdroping ok fine it's to hard to keap calling him it bc he def looks like a human " Ok... whit calling me lil mouse comes my anoying ability to disapier and get into anywhere and everywhere also if I disapier you might find me on the other side of town and- Wah" he pulls me ontop of him mid me ranting " Ooh~~ so u is the nasty kind of guy~~~ Oh so many scenarios are running trouh my head.." I say while smiling sadisticly " I might look flat and inosent but I'm def not" I say in a low voice while he looks at me like I'm crazy " Wtf is wrong with you??" he asks " Tf you might mean mr. corps" "U just dont care that a random guy puled you ontop of him???" " What you prefer me screming dumbass?" "No..." "Then don't complain"

AN

This is it, I'm to lazy to rewach this anime and I don't remember how exacly the anime go so Todles.