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As I stared at the clock I jumped a little after I felt someone's head on my shoulder and I turned around to see it was Yuzuha, my girlfriend.
"Hi Yuzu!"
"Hey [Nickname]!"
"How've you been?"
"Great! You?"
"Shut up, some people here are trying to learn."
"Take your own advice and shut up."
"Nope."
The bell rang and I was walking out with Yuzu, I intended to spend lunchtime with her but I got pulled back into the class.
"Don't make me fucking kill you, let go of me."
"Go cry about it."
I pushed him away and went back into the hall in search of Yuzuha when I saw her right next to me with a peach soda in her hand.
"Thank you! I'd treat you to ice cream but I'm staying after school."
"Oh don't worry about repaying me! I wanted to buy that for you."
"Thank you, bye bye Yuzu-Chan!"
Yuzuha left and Rindou patted my back while saying live and let die but I wanted to let him die right then and there. For no reason he started pushing me towards the cafeteria and wouldn't stop until we were inside.
"I have legs thank you but why are we here?"
"To eat?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Have you tasted the lunch here? Even Michi's cooking is better."
"Who's Michi?"
"My cousin, and besides the food looks like the shit plumbers pull out your kitchen sink."
"At least the things they pull out the kitchen sink is edible."
"Replace the is with was because there's no way it's gonna be edible now, plus sometimes it's not even food going into the kitchen sink!"
"Really? I thought it was only for food-"
"Sup Rindou, why'd you bring your girl?."
"She's not my girlfriend Sanzu."
'How do kids eat this shit?'
"I definitely wouldn't wanna be.."
"Am I that bad?"
"No- well actually yes but I wasn't talking about you, I was thinking about how there could be bacteria totally smashing it out on our food yet we still eat it."
