Y/N was in the kitchen with Shirou watching her cook. He offered to help but she said no.
Y/N:"You cook so elegantly."
Shirou:"Th-Thanks. No one has ever told me that one before."
Y/N:"Really? It's almost like it's natural to you."
Shirou:"Cause I make food all the time anymore. I've gotten used to people enjoying it. Just not complimenting my way of cooking."
Y/N:"I see... Then perhaps I should start?"
Shirou:"Please don't."
Y/N couldn't help but chuckle to himself. He has taken a hobby of teasing the girls now. Why? Because he was bored. Artoria wasn't even safe. Earlier he told her he would have asked her for hand during her time. She may not or may have hit him, but felt embarrassed. It seemed to him that they don't get hit on much. Artoria more than the others obviously. He left Shirou to her cooking and went past the others outside. He looked up at the moon and wondered if being around them is changing him? Rin's voice broke his train of thought as she complains about Y/N and his reckless behavior. Taiga was trying to defend him, but Rin out spoke her. He sighs and leaves the property. He jumps from building to building until he reached the park. He sat on a bench and wished he brought his phone for some music. The past few days has been stressful. Just then he felt something in his hand. He raises it show his phone with Bluetooth headphones.
Y/N:"Convenient timing powers."
He never felt happier seeing his phone, but this was a top tier moment for him. But fate was finding ways to mess with him, and it involved a snek girl. Y/N sensed an enemy Servant and jumped from his seat to dodge chained daggers. He looks to see a tall blindfolded woman. One he recognized instantly.
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Y/N:"Why? I was just chilling!"
Medusa:"A Servant doing that in a Holy Grail War is an idiot."
Y/N:"True. But, I don't care is all."
Medusa wasted no time in pressing Y/N to evade her attacks and try to save his phone.
Y/N:'Man... that skirt is really short.'
He jumps over her and lands just to barely miss a overhead kick.
Y/N:'And she's wearing a skimpy thong.'
One of her daggers stabs his leg, making him wince. She pulls him towards her for a attempt stab to his heart. He grabbed her arms and pulled her close.
Y/N:"Hey! Wanna see something cool?"
Medusa:"...Sure why not."
So Y/N suplexed her. And she was very unhappy about it.
