Ozzie's (Good ending)

Are you asking me on a date? 😍

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Hi there! Before I start this story, I want to specify that this starts after 5:29 in Ozzie's, season 1 episode 7 of Helluva boss. Here's a link! (https://youtu.be/8zyGQquL8VM?si=R0Uck8NbrAyN_CAU). Basically, Blitzø and Stolas have just sat down at their table. Also, some dialogue used in this story was taken from the episode to keep it as similar as possible.

And if you want to, let me know whether you prefer this kind of format or dialogue being in separate paragraphs! Basically just comment "I prefer long paragraphs, so I think you should keep the dialogues in paragraphs with actions!" or "Long paragraphs are harder for me to read, so I prefer smaller paragraphs with dialogue separate." or something along the lines of that!

In Stolas' POV if he swears or says vulgar things they will intentionally be censored while everyone else is not 💖

Without further ado, let's get started! Enjoy <3

Blitzø's POV

I glared at the waiter who deemed it necessary to place books on my seat. I guess it was so Stolas and I could make eye contact, but I'm taking offense to that. I'm really not THAT much shorter than Stolas anyway. But, judging by his smile, he either thinks its funny or considerate. Neither are correct.

More importantly, where are M&M? I think to myself, trying to get back on topic. I look around the restaurant, finally noticing those two lovers. Yuck. Stolas asked what I was looking at and a few other questions, which I blankly dismissed. I should stay focused on my objective. While I studied Moxie and Millie, Stolas asked me something. I wasn't really paying attention, so I just reply with "Yeah, whatever." He's starting to get a bit annoying. Stolas starts up some small talk by by asking, "So, Blitz, how was your day?" I turn to face him, noticing how blush-ie he is. I can't believe how good he is at faking this lovey-dovey act. I sigh, not wanting to be rude incase I need him to accompany me on another date so I can watch Moxie and Millie. Looking him in his larger pair of eyes, I awkwardly reply, "Uhm.. It was good. Same old thing, really, just killed some fuckers." Even though my reply was bare, Stolas seemed to take an interest in it, and attentively asked, "That's fun! How.. did you kill them?" I notice that he's trying to keep up the conversation, so I temporarily let go of M&M. "How? I mean, there were a lot of them.. so, bullets?" I reply, shrugging my shoulders. "Right, right..!" Stolas says, nervously shifting his gaze. I stare at the ground. Stolas continues a conversation, asking, "What made you decide to ask me out after all this time?" I pause. I obviously can't tell him the real reason as to why I asked him out, so I mutter, " Uuhm.." Conveniently, I was cut off by an announcer. Lucky me! Stolas and I turn our heads to watch the stage.

But then, I realize that the announcer sounds oddly familiar. Suddenly, my favorite (/sarc) person, Fizzarolli, slides down a pole and onto the stage. My eyes widen as I watch him greet the crowd. I hear him introduce the sin of lust, Asmodeus. "Did he say Asmodeus?" Stolas asks, quietly. Perhaps he knows Asmodeus personally?

Stolas' POV

"Oh no fucking way.. Not him." Blitzø says, holding a menu up to his face. I frown, looking at Blitzø. Then, Fizza- rolli? Continues, mentioning the s**t that went down at Loo Loo land. I just stare, listening to the audience laugh about it. As Fizzarolli goes on about the Loo Loo land incident, I turn to Blitzø and nervously put my hand up to hide my face. Afterwards, Fizzarolli announced that a "Moxxie" from the wrath ring was going to sing a song for the audience. The name didn't ring a bell at first, but when I saw Moxxie and I realized that it was one of the smaller imps that work for Blitz. What a coincidence! The song starts out very cute, but Blitzy flinches at it. Maybe he wasn't expecting Moxxie to be here? Or maybe he just doesn't like the song. Unfortunately, Moxxie gets interrupted by random blue smoke, then Fizzarolli and Asmodeus appear and begin mocking him. I pitty the small imp. The pair do not seem happy with his song.

Shockingly, Blitzø gets out of his seat and defends Moxxie. "Hey now, I've watched Moxxie and his wife pork many times. They make vanilla sex look relatively fun!" I stare at my date. "Blitz?" Moxxie asked, but did not receive an answer because Fizzarolli interrupts him.. again. "Is that Blitzo? So you're showing your face? Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace." A red light shines onto Blitzø, making him stand out. I resist turning the imp on stage into stone. Fizzarolli continues, "Some nerve you got to comment on a relationship!" I stare at Blitzø, who glaces back at me but returns his gaze to Fizzarolli. "Last time I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!" I personally don't know how Blitzy's love life could be a pile of s**t. He and his **** **** **** **** (horny bird shit). My silly thoughts are interrupted when I believe one of Blitz's exes joins in, talking about their relationship and insulting him. She even backed him into the stage. I stood up, about to defend him for real this time, when f**k, Auemosus notices me. "Oh what's that, is your date a demon prince?" He asks. I look around, anxiously, seeing that the other couples were watching me. "My dark lord," he starts, walking towards me. He sat me down, and started to mention my wife and daughter, and how he hoped I didn't give that all up to sleep with an Imp. His f**kdoll sits Blitzø down infront of me. I interrupt him, whispering, "You know Stella and I were arranged and never really loved eachother. Oh, and let's not forget, you're sleeping with an Imp as well. I believe we would both prefer for that to stay quiet, wouldn't we?" I grin as he backs off. Hopefully, I didn't anger him. Fizzarolli follows him. I reach out for Blitzø's hand, hopefully comforting him a bit.

Blitzø's POV

Stolas reached for one of my hands, grabbing it. I wonder what the fuck he said to make those two back off. "Well uhm.. I think we should leave." I mutter. "Oh, alright." Stolas says, smiling a bit. We walk out and Stolas decides to ride with me back to his palace. We talk along the way and I noticed that it was a lot less tense. Maybe we just aren't ready for a public date.

We finally arrive at Stolas' home. He opens the van door but hits his head on it as he gets out. I hold back a laugh. "Next time you should probably open a fucking portal instead!" I joked as he finally got out of my van. Damn lanky bird. "Thank you for inviting out me, Blitzø. Despite.. the embarrassing.. thing? Whatever that was. I had fun and I hope you did too." Stolas said as I turned my face away, hiding my cheeky smile. "If you'd like, I've got some more wine inside.." Stolas continued. I turned back and looked at him. "I'm sorry Stolas, but I'm not really in the mood to fuck you.. The thing that happened at Ozzie's was just a lot for me." Stolas giggled a bit, then said, "Oh, Blitzy! We don't have to f**k. We could just.. talk about our night? Or if you'd prefer, we could watch a movie? Maybe cuddle?" Stolas suggested, blushing a bit. I thought for a moment, then replied, "Alright. I'll stay. Let me just tell Loonie I'll be home later than I thought and to order some take out." Stolas seemed to really like that response. I easily got out of the car then pulled out my phone to send Loona a text. After I sent it, Stolas and I walked inside.