Attack on titan crack

First kiss

"My first kiss eh?" Jean said at dinner one night after being asked if he's ever kissed someone. "It was with a girl in my village named Aadi, we were sweethearts back then, now? Not so much. But man, I'll never forget how great that kiss was... she had some smooth lips... heh, her face was also pretty smooth too... we were so close..." he smiled and glanced over at Mikasa, hopping she was jealous. "Hey! Eren!"

Eren glanced up at Jean, "What do you want, Jean?"

"What was your first kiss like?"

"F-First kiss?" the tips Eren's ears went red. He mumbled something before continuing to eat his food.

"Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you."

"I've never had a first kiss before..."

"Eh?"

"I've never had a first kiss before!" he yelled.

Silence filled the dining hall before almost everyone burst into laughter.

"You've never kissed anyone?" Jean couldn't stop laughing. "I thought even someone like you would've had at least one kiss! Even if it was accidental!"

"H-Hey! Shut up!" Eren yelled.

"Eren's never kissed someone!" everyone taunted.

Suddenly Mikasa stood straight up and kissed Eren. It wasn't much of a kiss though. She merely gave him a small peck on his lips, but it was enough to make everybody ooh and ah (some people whistled).

Eren blushed some more. "Wh-What was that—?"

"There, now he's had his first kiss." Mikasa said bluntly before leaving and going to her bunk.