I have just come back from my husbands funeral service. Apparently Russian funerals are very expensive because i now no longer have any money. I sit in my husbands mansion by the fire with my two newborn twins. I have decided to name them what my husband wanted, Roland and Cynthia. Someone just knocked on my door, i will be back.
Well i certainly hate that damn door. I hate that stupid tax collector with his dumb suit, his retarded face, and his lopsided tooth. He really annoys me he acts like he can just collect taxes with no consequences I should bash his lopsided tooth in with a brick you heard me a brick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well now the children are here, so i better calm down. i am there mother. I should probably get a job, so I can pay for the house and the stupid tax collector some braces for that disgrace of a tooth. I better go before I go onto another killing spree.
With Love,
Susan
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