BREAKING NEWS
AMERICAN SINGER TAYLOR SWIFT HAS ENDED HER MARRIAGE WITH THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL PLAYER TRAVIS KELCE.
IN COMMEMORATION OF THEIR SHORT LIVED MARRIAGE, SWIFT HAS RELEASED HER FIRST EP IN 15 YEARS (SINCE BEAUTIFUL EYES) CALLED "shift command delete" WHICH CONTAINS FOUR SONGS AND A COLLABORATION WITH THE AMERICAN SINGER OLIVE RODRIGO
(The next day)
K: Oh no I dont know what to do I a m so bored
oh I remember I can go work at the stadium
NFL: Shut up Kelly you are fired.
K: What UwU
NFL: ya but we have a new job offering for janitor if you are interested
K: omg yes queen
(The next game at the stadium)
*swift enters the stadium early to organize her security team*
K: omg my plum plum
Swift: ew get away from. me
K: no I need u
Swift: ew
suddenly swift unleashes her inner demos onto Kelce and Kelce falls to his death from the 32 floor of the Trump building (where he lived) that evening.