Please note that I do not own these, I got them from another book, that is called 'incorrect imagine dragons' by bulletinagun.
-------------------------------------------Ben: you could answer almost anything with 'not since the accident'
Wayne: actually, you can't
Dan: not since the accident
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Ben: *waves*
Dan: it's a microwave!
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Dan: knock, knock
Dan: who's there
Dan: wood
Dan: wood who
Dan: wood you please stop talking to yourself
Dan: okay
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Wayne: what are your goals for this year
Ben: pet all the cats
Wayne: I mean fitness goals
Ben: be fast enough to pet all the cats
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Ben: whenever I say 'all things considered', I have only considered 3 things at most, usually less
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Ben: yeah, I'll probably die alone
waiter: I asked if you were dining alone
Ben: yeah that too
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Dan: why is Ben standing on the table
Wayne: he likes to feel tall
(my addition)
Ben: guys, I'm changing the light bulb
YOU ARE READING
thoughts to snap your mind in half and random memes
Humortitle is self explanatory but I got this off YouTube. I do not own any of the thoughts, all credit to the creator(Ryan HD on YouTube) Slow updates. Highest ranks: #8 in imaginedragons (27. nov. 2023)