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Bitlife Lives...

Ok so lately I've been playing Bitlife and I wanted to share some of my interesting stories...
Here we go!

-Okay, first up, I don't know if this is actually supposed to be normal but me and my boyfriend Colin spoke about 'who our favourite twerkers are' and like what the goof bro

-Next, me and my boyfriend Colin went to the movies and we went to see a movie called 'The Talented Mr. Hole' like bruh what

-Okay, so when I was 9 there were bullies at my school who bullied me because they thought I was homosexual. I admitted it, too. Slayyyyy

-God damn... I moved to Estonia and I wanted to marry my boyfriend Colin but then it came up with a notification saying 'same sex marriage is not allowed in Estonia' so like f#ck Estonia

-So then I moved to Greece, hoping to be able to marry him, but then this notification came up saying 'your fiancé Colin passed away at the age of 42. He was killed in an earthquake' and I'm like, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, ESTONIA! He died young... I now have 4% happiness... AAAAA...

-I'm now dating a Greek guy named Lambros. He's 3 years younger than me.

-We went to some random Greek movie and I bet I didn't even understand it. You know, I would love to move away from Greece, since it KILLED my fiancé and I CERTAINLY AM NOT moving back to Estonia CURSED Estonia... 

-I immigrated to Frankfurt, Germany. Iran and South Korea both REJECTED me, my boyfriend and my 2 adopted kids from moving to them... why is EVERYWHERE CURSEDDDD Germany therefore slayz

-Okay I just died damnnnnnnnnIT I died at the age of 43 from complications from this thingo called yellow fever??? I think I got yellow fever when I was like 7 and I tried to cure it but NOBODYYYYYYY could cure it like whattttt

-I got the 'mooch' ribbon

-My freaking dad didn't attend my funeral and went to a freaking football game instead... those who attended were my boyfriend Lambros, my two adopted kids and my mother.

-My net worth was $358,916

✨NeXt LiFeEeEe!!✨

-My name is Trevor Hood so ye

-Both my parents are 17 years old, and I was 'conceived behind the bleachers at the high school football stadium'...

-Alr I now have a sister who was also an accidental pregnancy... wtf is up with my parents

-Also my parents only just graduated from high school lol

-I called my sister a hoochie lol hehehehehEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

-I now have a dog named 'Young'

-Young literally just ate my homework omg and I rewarded him (now i have a verrrry convincing story)

-Bruh Young just did a dump on my pillow and I rewarded him lol

-AAAH Young just died at the age of 8 from chocolate poisoning after he ate chocolate fudge (of course he ate chocolate fudge...)

-I ran from the chance of going on a school dance with this girl named Joan...

-OOO I had my first kiss with a girl named Jane-- she tasted like cologne for some reason...

-I'm now 14

-I'm being bullied now for having an accent and I assaulted the bully lol I inverted his fist

-My sister called me fresh...?

-I passed my driving test yayyyy

-I'm 20 nowwww

-I was offered PCP and I said NO TO DRUGZ so ye

-I'm now an Engineer

-I am 27, and I got a pay rise yayayayyayay

-I got yet another pay riseeeeee

-Im 35 and still single o welllll

-Ooh I hooked up with this girl named Alia... 

-My sister called me a pimp daddy...??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

-I hooked up with another girl named Scarletta...

-I hooked up with another girl...

-ANOTHER pay rise yay

-I joined social media hehehe

-Apparently I 'looked at some butts'... wtf

-I pickpocketed an accountant and got 86 bucksssss

-I tried to rob a priest's house and his dog caught me but I ran away before the police came :)

-DAMN I JUST ROBBED MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE GOT A DIAMOND AND GAVE IT TO THE PAWN SHOP AND THE PAWN SHOP GAVE ME $19,065 for it yayayayyay

-I got caught trying to rob a stockbroker's house and was charged for 3 years in prison...

-I left 3 years later...

-Yay I robbed a tech bro's house and I stole a laptop (which the pawn shop gave me $2,889 for) and I also stole $9,706 of his cash!!!

-I robbed a surfer dude's house and I stole his computer, which the pawn shop gave me $805 for hehe

-I stole a teddy bear and a laptop lol

-I stole a Smart Fortwo car

-I died in prison...

-I got the 'thief' ribbon

-My net worth was $498,912

-Also, I died at the age of 69... ehe...

Okay. That's enough for today. Cu guys later!!
Ehe :>