kawaii beach date with ball monokuma UwU;-;

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by Berrypetal

by Berrypetal

it's been three years since you and the love of your life, ball monokuma, have been married with 30 kids, cuz y'all are kinda freaky. its a scorching hot day in the middle of june. you're husband walks up to you and suggests " you've been on my mind 24/7 shawty *he bites his lip and sticks out his tongue*" you're face gets as red as a pimple you just can't pop. "o-o-o-ooh???? my sweet bocalate bip bookie.... i need you" "ON BLUDSSSS LETS GET TO THE NUDE BEACH RIGHT NOW!!!" you and ball monokuma rush to your car and leave all your 30 children who are deprived of your attention, they beg you "Please not another sibling" but you and ball monokuma are too eager to get goiing.

-time skip nine months later-

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUGAR PLUM MY WATER IS BREAKING RIGHT NOW WE GOTTA GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW>W< when you get to the hospital and start giving birth.... you find out that sonic the hedgehog is actually your doctor!!! because you have a rare disease called sonicthehedgehogshart disorder, you shart at the sight of people who look like sonic the hedgehog. this breaks all the windows in the hospital, and people NEED to be evacuated IMMEDIATELY. but then... mo nokuma ball comes to the rescue, and pulls the baby right out as if you were a cow... "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" everyone passes out at the sight of your ugly ass baby.

THE END