My favorite random encounters songs lyrics

Friday The 13th: The Musical

Sneaking through the night, but I'm not scared of Jason
Just a simple trap will dash his killing spree
First, I'll pick a fight and once I've got him chasin'
He'll trip on my trap and when I hear it snap, I'll walk away scot-free

Hiding here indoors and searching for a weapon
Just a simple knife or baseball bat will do
Planks or broken oars or something sharp to step in
I'd kill for a gun and if I got me one, I'd come and I'd kill you

Couldn't find the keys or call in Tommy Jarvis
Haven't seen the fuse, a boat or even gas
Can't alert police and Jason's gonna carve us
No clue where they are, but I could use a car 'cause Jason's on my-

Off to Jason's hut to steal his mother's sweater
Sounds like certain death and obnoxiously contrived

Jason, kick her butt!
She's using me, don't let her
It's all just a con, go cut off her head

Wait, Jason! Come on, please don't make me dead!

Son, listen to mom!

Let me just instead
Survive!
Trapped about to die
So I'll disconnect from the game