Super Science Bros

Making Good on Threats

Turns out, it was easy to get in good with Beth and Jerry.

Halfway through the meal, and a couple drinks in, they opened up completely.

Currently, the couple was doubled over laughing at something Jade said, gasping for breath. "Look, all I'm saying is that he has horrible taste in women," she told them, finding humor at the expense of their kid.

Jerry snorted, hitting the table as he attempted to catch his breath. "He- I-, holy fuck," the man stuttered, still laughing hysterically.

Tears were streaming down Beth's cheeks freely. Jade sipped her wine with a small smile, still reasonably sober despite her best efforts. Edibles never really did anything for her anyway, so it wasn't exactly a shocking development.

"You good babes? Y'all look about one step away from asphyxiating," Jade questioned after a while, actually mildly concerned.

Eventually they calmed themselves down, and the rest of the meal was filled with pleasant conversation.

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Jade woke up to the sound of light snoring, almost unpleasantly warm. She shifted, attempting to sit up, but the weight of two sleeping bodies held her down.

A tiny, malicious smile made its way onto her lips. Carefully, she untangled herself from the pile of limbs, swiping a clean shirt off the floor before making her way down the stairs.

Rick, Morty, and a girl she assumed was Summer were seated at the table, eating breakfast. They stared at her as she walked into the kitchen, looking through the cabinets for a coffee mug.

"Uh, who the hell are you?" Summer's voice broke Jade out of her thoughts.

She turned towards the redhead, probably looking ridiculously tired. "Jade," she introduced simply, filling a cup up with the dark, bitter liquid she was aiming for.

Rick snorted, dissolving into full blown giggles when Morty let out a strangled noise. Summer looked back at the pair skeptically, "Okay, what happened?"

Before anyone could answer her, Beth came into view. "Oh, morning darlin," Jade greeted, just to be a dick, "How'd you sleep?"

The blonde paused, a blush quickly painting her face. "Really great, actually," she replied, grinning like a school girl.

Jade pet her hair with a hum. "Glad to hear it."

Beth giggled, leaning into the other's touch. Morty's head banged against the table as he gripped his hair harshly between his fingers.

Jade's hands rested lightly on the woman's ass when she leaned down to allow Beth easier access for a hug. She grinned viciously at Morty, taking extreme pleasure in the boy's thoroughly traumatized expression.

"Will someone just tell me what the fuck is going on?" Summer banged her hands against the table, drawing the attention she wanted.

In all her bare legged glory, Jade sat herself down at the table, propping her legs up. "Well, I beat the absolute, everloving shit out of Rick, got roped into some weird science fiction shit, and then I fucked your mom," she stated simply, as if that explained anything.

"What? Wait, what happened to dad?"

The black haired girl smiled, "I do believe he's coming down now."

Everyone looked at the female that had just spoken, and then to the hall. Sure enough, Jerry came through looking remarkably well rested for someone that was out of their shit last night.

"Jade... What was that?" Beth stepped forward, looking mildly confused.

The girl shrugged, "I just heard his footsteps. Not that big of a deal."

"How could you have heard him from all the way upstairs?" Summer asked skeptically, narrowing her eyes.

"I just did," she shrugged.

Jerry didn't know what was going on, and decided to ignore what was happening and let ready for work. It was usually the safest bet in this house.

Rick just sighed, "She was probably just deeply traumatized throughout her childhood years, and probably had at least one of those fucking neurotic parents that are super fucking strict and manipulative. Just shut up and let me eat, goddamn."

Jade hummed, tilting her head softly. Beth turned to her worriedly, about to apologize for her father, when she held a hand up.

"Rick," she called, carefully unfolding her legs from the table. "You have exactly ten seconds to remove yourself from my vicinity."

The careful way she spoke had Rick leaping over the table and diving headfirst into a portal. "Did he actually... Listen to you?"

The sound of Summer's voice made everyone look at Jade. "I'm sure the man values his life," was all she said.

"Doesn't Grandpa Rick make, like, magic science weapons or whatever?"

Jerry, who still looked confused, slipped out the door for work, closing the door silently. Jade rolled her eyes and pushed her empty mug away from herself. She was just about to answer when Morty decided to run his mouth, "It's because she committed mass genocide."

That little bitch. Jade narrowed her eyes at him, leaning towards Summer to whisper something so the others couldn't hear. "I'm fucking your mom again to get back at your brother. Drug of choice and fifty bucks if you force him to listen to the whole thing," she muttered, keeping eye contact with the boy the entire time.

Summer shrugged and nodded ever so slightly. Jade casually went to put her cup in the dishwasher. On the way back, she wrapped an arm low on Beth's waist, fucking her hair behind her ear and leaning close, "Wanna come back upstairs with me?"

Beth giggled, and Jade looked at Summer over her shoulder as they trailed up the steps.

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Even over the loud moaning, Jade could hear Morty struggling on the other side of the door. She grinned rakishly down at the blonde woman before trailing down and settling between her legs.

Beth's hands clamped around black locks of hair, trying to rub herself against Jade's mouth. The blonde was sobbing as she came, shrieking when Jade doubled her efforts, her tongue flat against the woman's clit.

Jade didn't stop until her jaw ached and Beth was spent. Her eyes latched onto Jade's form in a daze, giggling when the younger female flicked one of her nipples.

She waited for Beth to fall asleep again before sneaking out of the room, grabbing her bag on the way out. Summer was casually sitting on her traumatized brother, music blasting loudly from her earbuds.

The redhead pulled them out when Jade opened the door, sparing a glance at Morty who was still crying. "Jesus Christ, what did you guys do?"

"Trust me, your mom wasn't the one doing things," Jade smirked, pulling a hundred out of her bag and handing it to her, "Consider it a tip. What's your poison? If you want it right now, I have weed, Valium, acid, and shrooms in the bag."

Summer took a baggie of weed with a 'thanks' and went off to her room. Jade glanced down at the boy on the floor, kicking him softly. "What's that you said about mass genocide?"

Morty sniffled for a bit before he finally found the words. "What mass genocide?"

Jade grinned happily at him, her smile dazzling, "Good boy!"

She left him there to wallow, feeling incredibly satisfied with herself.