Part 2- The return of a long lost friend

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M: Seb do part 2 of the story. (nom, nom, nom)

S: Ugh! Fine! So where was I again?

M: End of the world.

S: Oh yeah so the stalker eddy survived with the technique of the goki's ( M: who the fuq is goki? S: goku's retarded self) "instant transmission" to go to his space ship "the Nyan" to find the artifacts of the warriors he stalked for years to resurrect them back into their old selves.

The first artifact was found in the demon realm with herobrine, "the Codelex mask", this artifact will be used to resurrect the fallen hero, Annderp that got eaten by his best friend as a wolf, Zac Random.

Annderp got resurrected into his old body "Codelex" but he was unconscious and still asleep. In the background comes out Eddy's friend "LMNTRIX"

(Intro- LMNTRIX is Moderator's [who will later be introduced in the story] bro and Codelex's cousin)

*le back to the story*

While Codelex was still unconscious, right after the resurrection he drew a d**k on his mask.

LMNTRIX: Serves you right! You left me for after all those years now Imma draw a D on your face cause you are one!

Eddy: Lol :3

Nemeru(Codelex's counterpart): (In the coma zone/ zone of unconsciousness) "facepalm" I only left for  a few months {more like years} then this happens...

Codelex: *gains  consciousness* Where am I?......And why is my mask dirty?

LMNTRIX: hehehe *silently laughing*

Codelex: And why am I back in this Fudging story again!?

Eddy: *ignores what Codlex says* We need your powers to find your friends and resurrect them. Plus we also need your powers to find the artifacts first so we can resurrect them.

Codelex: Eddy!? Why are you here!? Explain yourself first!

Eddy: OK! But it will take a long time..... *Explains everything*

(3 MONTHS LATER)

Eddy: .....aaannnd THERE! HAPPY NOW! We already wasted so much time!

Codelex:.......That was really long...... also yes, I'm not happy.

LMNTRIX: (=o=)zzzzzZZZZ *snores loudly*

Codelex: It was so long that my retarded cousin over there *points at LMNTRIX's direction* fell asleep from the start.

LMNTRIX: (=o=)ZZZZZzzzzz---!!! (OoO) *Wakes up* Wha- What!? What happened!/ Is the explanation finished?

Codelex: Yes you turd.

LMNTRIX: Who're you callin' a turd?!

Codelex: You. Did you not hear me say it or are you too dumb to understand?

LMNTRIX: *gets angry* *Demonic features slightly show and voice is a bit tainted with malice* 
I  w i l l  k i l l  y o u ! *charges at Codelex*

Codelex: *Raises hand and stops LMNTRIX with Demonic powers* As I said, you're a retarded turd.

LMNTRIX: *glares at Codelex* I hate it when you beat me!

Eddy: Enough! Let's just look for the artifacts and resurrect your friends.

LMNTRIX: I don't wanna anymore.

Codelex: And why not turd?

LMNTRIX: STOP CALLING ME THAT! And I'm not a fu------ you know what!? I'm out!

Codelex: Oh no you're not! If you don't join us I'll make you eat crap using a rusted spoon.

LMNTRIX: *no reaction and still walking away*

Codelex: *looks at LMNTRIX seriously* I didn't want to have to do do this to you but you leave me no choice...... *shouts at LMNTRIX* WHEN WE RESURRECT HER, I'LL TELL KIZUNA THAT YOU AGREED TO BE HER MODEL IN HER YAOI STORIES IF YOU DON'T JOIN!!!

LMNTRIX:*suddenly stops and eyes widen comically* *Grabs Codelex's Shirt and shirt and shakes him back and forth* OK! OK! I'LL JOIN! Just *calms down* anything but t-that! 

Codelex: Good...'If that didn't work I don't know anything worse than that' {C'mon! It ain't that bad right? RIGHT!?}

LMNTRIX:....And Code? Erase that d--k on your face. It looks disturbing now.

Codelex: *grabs LMNTRIX and chokes him slightly* You wrote a fu--ing D**k on my face!?

LMNTRIX: *Slowly loosing breath and oxygen* Ugk! I-I'M SORRY--! ack!

Eddy: *looks at them deadpaned* Why did it have to be them? Better question: Why did it have to be me?

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*crawls out of the fandom trash pit*

I-i'm free! Free at last! Oh sun how I've missed you....

*looks at you*

Oh! my oh my! So sorry that you had to see me like this....

Welp I guess I updated. 

Hope you liked it! Part 3 will be coming soon!

Random voice:She's Lying! Ack!

*throws him into the pit*

Shut it ya DERP!.... Um, that's all. you can go now..... um...

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ohholyshitnononononoIamnotgoingbacktherenooooooo!

*The fandom dragged me back inside*

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 14, 2017 ⏰

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