Corrupted_FILE's Apocalypse

Part Three: Corrupted

We open to a park fountain, in Keyo City, Japan, as Superrr needed to lay low for a bit after blowing up a whole town.

Superrr sits on a bench with his two mates, Arron Yeager and UCS 754.

Superrr: So, have you guys found anything?

Superrr asks, his voice reverberating and scaring a few passersby.

UCS: What, never seen a Red Majin and a guy with a deep voice before!?

Stranger #1: Uh, we weren't really looking at you...

UCS: Oh, shut up!

Arron: Dude, calm down.

Angelic music plays as a group of women walk up to him.

Female #1: Omg he's so hot! He's mine.

Female #2: No, I want him!

As the group of girls start to argue over Arron, Superrr teleports them to somewhere else.

Arron: Hey!! I was just about to choose one!

Superrr: then they would've started fighting, I got us out of there at the best possible second.

Arron: Whatever you say, you're just jealous I have rizz.

Superrr: Jealous... of you? phhttt! Never! I get tons of gir-

UCS: Quit arguing! Where even are we?

Superrr: Oh yeah. Glad you asked. This place is...

He unveils a symbol hung on the wall that was previously covered up, that says-

Superrr: SIMP SQUAD HEADQUARTERS!
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Now, we open to a police station, where this woman is in charge.

Lin Beifong: Officers! we got a report of a pedofile, recently located in the area. He calls himself the 'FILE.

Officer Tin: We just got new info on his location! permission to char-

Lin: Granted.

Soon, six Officers arrived at the scene where Corrupted_FILE was causing more ruckus, with someone yelling "That's the Pedo!" but C_F used his Glitch powers to blend in with everybody, and slipping out. Thankfully for the Police, the SIMP SQUAD showed up.

Superrr: He's right here guys! are ya'll are fuckin' stupid!?

UCS754 & Arron Yeager: Uh, that's just a normal dude.

Superrr: ugh.

Superrr then punches C_F, causing him to glitch back into his real form.

Superrr: There we go. now arrest him!

Officer Li: Well, we also have to arrest you, cause.... I mean, you punched the guy.

Superrr's eyes start to glow as he gets angrier.

Officer Nyugen: Uh.... Maybe we should let him go. He did catch the pedo after all...

Officer Li: Yeah whatever, it's good enough for us to get this man off the streets.

Arron: I don't know, something about this feels a bit too easy...

UCS: Oh, we're fine. Just sit back, and relax because we caught him on day one!

Arron: hmm...

(At SIMP SQUAD HQ)

Superrr: So, I guess I'll see ya soon.

Arron: Yeah, I've gotta go write some more ABW content.

UCS: Same, but for SCW.

Superrr: Well, I'll get you guys home.

Superrr teleports them back to their homes, and returns to his, before binging "Avatar: The Last Airbender."

(At the Police Station)

Lin stands in front of C_F's cell, with her hands on her hips.

Lin: Thought you'd get away with it, huh 'FILE? Multiple cyber crimes, and molesting countless children!?

Corrupted_FILE: I did that cyber crime stuff, but I'm not Biden! here's the difference. *Glitches into image of Biden* Biden... *Transforms back* Not Biden. See?

Lin: Don't try to be funny with me kid.

C_F glitches through the cell and grabs Lin by the neck.

Corrupted_FILE: I'm not.

C_F slides Lin across the floor, and leaves the prison, killing every Officer that gets in his way.

Corrupted_FILE: Now... where's John Superrr!?