While working at the diner, I noticed Freddy had a quite noticeable boner. It was a 3 inch pecker but, for Fredrick, that was humungalungalungus. Chica's knockers were out and Bonnie was paying bills. You walk towards Fredrick and say " why is it tiny young sir?" in a concerned voice. Freddy then back-hands your bitch-ass and says " Why are you lookin cracker?". He throws you down and shows you his tight asshole then scurries away. You find Bonnie minding his damn business and paying bills to keep this shit show open. " You know, Freddy is a cunt" says Bonnie. " All he does is flash children, keeps getting the police called, and jerks off in the bathroom stall after I just shit." You look at Bonnie as he is having a complete meltdown and stare at his obviously used flesh-light under the desk. Bonnie is crying like a bitch and you decide to leave. Chica's is doing god knows what with her cooter and Freddy just looks like he took a tab of acid while fingerfucking a Mcdonalds Cheeseburger. " I just got here... what the actual fuck" you say as you hear the phone in the distance " uhhh.. the animatronics do get a bit quirky at night." " Yeah Bud.. No Shit. Thanks for the warning" you say pissed off as you turn around to see Chica shoving a chug-jug up Freddy's ass. " GODAMNIT FREDDY"! You run to stop the chaos but, get knocked out by Bonnie as he is trying to set up a Christmas tree (its the middle of March).
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You wake up to find your entire asshole blown out, Chica dead, Freddy making magaritas, and Bonnie talking to the mailman.
The End
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