"hahlehluyahput that together and you getHALLELUJAHHALLELUJAH"
£ offense but are you fucking high-? Am i high? Idk man-
"If you put my name and your name together we get mayonaiseee also dont eat glass"
but glass is so yummy
"Hey did you know that in terms of human and Pokmon companionship Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokmon While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most they are capable of controlling it so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you Along with that they have a lot of fluff making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch But thats not all They have a very respectable special defense stat of which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage Because of this if you have a bad day you can vent to it while hugging it and it wont mind It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again"
i did not know that but i wish it were real-
"I feel like ur secretly a man"
I can show you my balls if you want :)
BTW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP SENDING ME LINKS (ESPECIALLY TO PORN SOMEONE KEEPS DOING THAT AND IDK WHO!) anyways send me more messages if you want
