Winnie the pooh oneshots

how Winnie the pooh (bah) and disney ver met you

Disney version:
🍯Winnie the pooh: you were walking around the 100 acre woods until you picked up a honey pot of Honey then you saw the yellow bear he seemed hungry so you gave him the honey pot and couple weeks you became friends 🤩
❣️Piglet: He was upset cause he got lost and you were walking to get away from family problems.. (sorry if you go through that) then you saw piglet and you said "Hey what's wrong lil guy?" Then piglet said "I'm lost. " then you help him go to his house then after 1-2 days you become friends.
✨Tigger: you were walking in the 100 acre woods then you heard bouncing noises and when you turned around you got tackled to the ground then you saw Tigger he apologized and said he is hyper then after a year you guys became friends I guess-
👺Rabbit: you were climbing a tree cause one of ur friends dared you to then they left
Then you accidentally fell and saw you were in a garden and the yellow rabbit picked you up and said "you ok darling?" (I'm so sorry I'm a simp rabbit don't ask ok?)
Then after a few days you guys are friends.
📔Owl: you were invited to a guy tree house by one of ur friends then you waited until owl came he didn't really give a care and told you stories now you guys are friends I guess.
🕳Gopher:you were walking cause it was ur birthday then you fell in a hole and there was a mole (I think) he said "Sorry about that I'm usually leaving my holes there let's get you out of this dirty place" then you become a duo
🤩Kanga and Roo:You were a child sneaking out of ur family's house then you heard a noise in the woods you went saw a Roo then Roo introduced you to Kanga then you got adopted (I guess you told kanga about ur troubles I guess)
(Not gonna do The woozles and elephant ok?)
💙Kessie:You were kessie older sibling that's all.
✨Christopher Robin:you were Christopher Robin friend since birth
Horror version:
🔪Horror Winnie:You were one of Maria's friends and you got knocked out then you woke up at the place Christopher Robin was Tortured then pooh saw you and said
"Ur staying here and if you escape I will kill you" now ur his prisoner.
♠Horror Piglet:Same as Winnie
🐅Horror Tigger:He kipnap you ever since as a baby so now he's ur father
🦉Horror owl:He just wanted you for as his own (Ayano Aishi vibes) so ur his friend or maybe more?
🪴Horror Christopher Robin:you were a survivor and became his adopted daughter and now you guys go to therapy.
(That's all bye!)