Ben: wheres professor crandall he should be here by now
Zoe: fr
Catherine: hello class
Mike: um wtf
Catherine: Michael, watch that language please. Anyways, Professor Crandall is on a mission so im covering for him
Zoe: ok
Catherine: today we will review on our english
Ben: wait this is asp no ela
Catherine: asp: Advanced Speaking and Punctuation class, no?
Zoe: *face palm*
Catherine: anyways, Benjamin, can you tell me the plural of cat?
Ben: cats
Catherine: Good job!
Mike: is she fr
Catherine: anyways, Michael, what is the plural of Goose?
Mike: um. . . . gooses
Catherine: so close! because there are two o's, it is geese.
Catherine: Zoe, what is the plural of moose?
Zoe: it has 2 o's so it must be meese.
Catherine: actually, it is one of the nouns that stay the same when plural.
Catherine: Zoe, try cactus
Zoe: um, it stays the same?
Catherine: no, since it ends in -us it turns to cacti
Catherine: Benjamin stop sleeping and do walrus.
Ben: huh. oh. um, walri?
Catherine: nope, walrus turns to walruses, even if it ends in -us.
Catherine: Michael, get off your phone and do ox.
Mike: um maybe its oxes.
Catherine: nope its oxen because it has an x.
Catherine: zoe do axis.
Zoe: it has an x... axisen?
Catherine: it ends in -is, so it turns into axes.
Mike: can we leave
Catherine: nope do phenomenon
Mike: i give up
Catherine: tsk tsk tsk its phenomena. children these days are getting less intelligent
Ben: hey
Catherine: benjamin, try man
Ben: i know this its men
Catherine: good job now try knife
Ben: knifes
Catherine: actually you change the f to a v so you get knives.
Catherine: zoe try energy
Zoe: i think you change the y so its energies
Catherine: nice anyways michael do alga
Mike: wtf is alga
Mike: algaes or whatever
Catherine: very close its algae
Mike: ohhh i know what algae is.
Catherine: benjamin do bacterium
Ben: isnt it bacteria? ig not. the plural is...........bacterien?
Catherine: actually, bacteria is the plural, just like algae.
Zoe: please dont pick me my head hurts.
Catherine: ok um michael again. i told you not to get on your phone. Anyways, try criterion. its the last one
Mike: idk what that is, but criteria?
Catherine: good job!
Mike: wait how did i ge-
Erica: mother prof. crandall woke up we need to get out
Catherine: oop! bye children
Ben: bye
Ben: wait hold up a second wdym "got up"
a/n- i forgot one: radius- radii (i know it has the same rule as cactus and octopus but it just looks funny)
