+ "Wow this is some nice pepperoni pizza"
- "Where are my nipples"
+ I was walking to my local Waffle House
- It was closed
+ In the car for mcdonala mom asks me if nuggets or burger
- Then I get text message from mom she say I'm allergic to burger and nuggrt
(Not even kidding, that's word for word)
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Two Sentence Horror - Bad
HumorJust really bad two sentence horror, stolen from multiple places, and some of which I wrote. Hope you enjoy!
