Y/N is a lonely person who has friends but longs for romantic companionship. Then after a fateful encounter with an old man. Y/N gets their wish for a girlfriend...in the form of ƎNA, an abstract feminine humanoid character with a dual-colored body...
I groaned as they opened my eyes slightly. My vision was blurry, and I was half-asleep. Although I was able to make out a face. Sort of geometrical, kind of organic, and the bright shades of white and red separating the stranger's face...WAIT! STRANGER!? "AGH! WHAT THE FUCK!?!"
I jumped up pushing the figure off of me, my vision adjusting to the light. I was expecting to see a human being covered in paint. What I did not expect though was for the figure to be the doll I saved last night. "Owie, that huwt!"
The doll said in a depressed tone of voice as it got up, its face had changed black and white as tears threatened to fall. However, one look at me caused the figure to switch to yellow and blue and perk up with a smile. "Ah! You're finally awake!"
He, she, or it somehow switched between masculine and feminine voices and spun gracefully in place for a good few seconds as though it were a ballerina, which allowed me to get a better look at them, but then It stopped, and then it spoke.
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"Salutations Darling! My name is ENA, and I would be most grateful if you could grace me with the knowledge of your name!" I was still trying to reel from the knowledge that the doll I took home with me was a living being named ENA. I didn't know what to say or do, So. "...It's Y/N."
"Ah~ Y/N. Such a perfect name to go with my lover's perfect face,"
"Uhhhh thanks? I guess?- Wait, lover?"
"Yes! My Lover! You swooped in and came to my rescue when I was faced with impending doom! You selflessly put yourself in harm's way to save someone you didn't know! So it's only natural that I become your girlfriend right?" Ena proudly declared making strange movements with her arms. "I mean in movies and manga, maybe but I don't think that should happen in real life." I deadpaned.
"Does it have to though? When I saw you, I felt a spark. A spark that I had never felt before, and now that I am currently unemployed, I can devote all of my time to that spark! I feel a connection with you unlike any other!"
"...You had a job?"
"...Yes, and it was-"
ENA didn't get to finish her sentence due to her eyes suddenly going static. This time, her mouth appeared on the white side of her face. "Awful! That job was such a drag! I barely even got any money out of it, and don't even get me started on those big burly men who smelled like trash! Ugh! Why did I even consider working there in the first place!? I hated that job!"
Before I knew it, she switched again, this time she was pink. "Besides, I'd much rather be here spending time with you baby~"
Then with another buzzing sound, she reverted to normal. "Ugh, sincerest apologies." I got up hesitantly. "I-who-what ARE you?"
"Oh, I'm Ena. Nice to meet you, Y/N," ENA replied with a smile.
"Not your name, I mean WHAT are you physically?"
"Oh, I'm Ena. Nice to meet you, Y/N," ENA replied with a smile.
Realizing this wasn't gonna go anywhere, I shifted gears and decided to just accept this...I mean I am pretty lonely anyway.
"So, what are you going to do while you're here?" I ask.
"I will be your loyal and devoted housewife, giving it my all to make you happy!"
I sigh to myself, oh boy this was going to be a fun ride.
