One day, ponyboy was sad because his best friend was dead. He walked for a little bit, but then, something scared him. It was bolonga. He went into such shock at the horrific sight of bologna that he passed out for like the seventh time in the story. When he woke up, he saw Knack. "hey kid." Knack said. (A/N: if u dont know who knack is get out of here and get hard to another outsiders fanfic you dumb hoe.) "D-d-d-do you have a cigarette" Ponyboy asked. Now that Johnny was dead, ponyboy only cared about cigarettes and keeping bologna out of line of sight. "what" Knack said. Knack has canonically only been alive for like two years so he doesn't know what a cigarette is. "You wanna see something swag" knack asked the small child. "Sure why not, as long as its not bologna." Ponyboi said nonchalantly.
Then they teleported out of wherever the hell they were, and into the desert. 'Where are we" Ponyman said. "We are at the coolest place on Earth" smack says back. Suddenly Ponyson looks up to see, towering over him, a fucking time portal. "Hop in" Knack says. He decides why not because he's an emo bad boy now so he goes in. When he goes in, theres a bunch of cool time travel transitions and shit. When he steps out of the portal, he looks around, and theres no buildings. Ponyboy didn't care because if its not bologna or a cigarette he doesn't give two shits. Suddenly, he looks up, and towering over him, is a massive fucking dinosaur. It was like twenty feet tall, and purple like the one from mario, and it had a long neck. "awwww fuck yea" Ponyboy said. He had an idea. He was gonna tke the dinosaur back to the present, and kill all the fanartists with it. Fisr though, he had to get high. He pulled a cig out of his pocket because he's the main character, and smoked it. "Awwww yeah im feelling now baybeeeee" he says. he hopped on the dinosaur and rode it through the portal. he set the portal to 2023 because you can on this time machine and went to da futureeeee like ghosts of the future by evan stanley.
Homeyboi stepped out of the portal. he went up to knack, because hes also in the future, and asked to borrow his phon. 'Whatever you say man" he said to Ponyman. Knack was also high because he discovered what cigarettes were and smoked like ten of them but theyre not cigarettes theyre blunts. Ponybiy serched up his own name, and scrolled to the very bottom. "Suckers" he thought. "Theyre all gonna PAY for what they did to me". Then he doxxed everyone of them and rode his dinosaur to their houses and his dinosaur named Cigarette ATE them.
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