These songs are for Jeanette to sing about Simon from Alvin And The Chipmunks. Jeanette sings these songs because she is jealous about Simon having a crush on Mandi from ALVINNN!!! And The Chipmunks on Nick from the episodes The Crush and Love Song. I hate that bitch, Mandi! She's a bitch! I hate The Crush and Love Song. I also hate the episodes Sing Like A Canary, The Crow That Ate My Homework, The Haunted Getaway, and Suck Toad. Those episodes suck! Pun intended for the last one! Seriously! Those episodes are shit! Just character torture, blergh! I also hate some other episodes but we'd be here forever. Anyway! I'm a Simonette fan so this is a treat for me and all you Simonette fans out there.
Treat You Better
I won't lie to you
I know she's just not right for you
And you can tell me if I'm off
But I see it on your face
When you say that she's the one that you want
And you're spending all your time
In this wrong situation
And anytime you want it to stopI know I can treat you better than she can
And any guy like you deserves a sweet girlTell me, why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crying
When you should be with me instead?
I know I can treat you better
Better than she canI'll stop time for you
The second you say you'd like me tooI just wanna give you the loving that you're missing
Baby, just to wake up with you
Would be everything I need, and this could be so different
Tell me what you want to do'Cause I know I can treat you better than she can
And any guy like you deserves a sweet girl
Tell me, why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crying
When you should be with me instead?
I know I can treat you better
Better than she canBetter than she canGive me a sign
Take my hand, we'll be fine
Promise I won't let you down
Just know that you don't
Have to do this alone
Promise I'll never let you down'Cause I know I can treat you better than she can
And any guy like you deserves a sweet girl
Tell me, why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crying
When you should be with me instead?
I know I can treat you better
Better than she can, ohBetter than she canBetter than she can
You Belong With Me
You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset
She's going off about something that you said
'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I doI'm in the room, it's a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like
And she'll never know your story like I doBut she wears short skirts
I wear plaid shirts
She's Cheer Captain, and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole timeIf you could see that I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So, why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with meWalk in the streets with you in your dark blue jeans
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on a park bench thinking to myself
Hey, isn't this easy?And you've got a smile
That can light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in a while
Since she brought you down
You say you're fine, I know you better than that
Hey, what you doing with a girl like that?She wears high heels
I wear loafers
She's Cheer Captain, and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole timeIf you could see that I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So, why can't you see?
You belong with meStanding by and waiting at your backdoor
All this time how could you not know, baby?
You belong with me
You belong with meOh, I remember you driving to my house
In the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're 'bout to cry
And I know your favorite songs
And you tell me 'bout your dreams
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it's with meCan't you see that I'm the one
Who understands you?
Been here all along
So, why can't you see?
You belong with meStanding by and waiting at your backdoor
All this time how could you not know, baby?
You belong with me
You belong with meYou belong with me
Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me?
You belong with me
Girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright (alright, alright, alright, alright)?
Don't pretend. I think you know I'm damn precious
And—hell, yeah!—
I'm the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm right (I'm right, I'm right, I'm right, I'm right)
She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again (again, again, again)
(So come over here)
So, come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again (and again, and again, and again)
'Cause she's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other
So, when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other
So, when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey!
Jeanette:(To Mandi)"That's it, come here."
Jeanette pushes Mandi.
Mandi:"Hey! Where are you taking me you little rodent?! Whoa!"
Gunshot is heard and Jeanette returns with blood all over her pretty face.
Me:"Oh(laughing)She just shot her! Well good, I hate Mandi, anyway. I hated that bitch. She was annoying."
