Jesse: okay, so that's how I destroyed nicokado's chair and Mr bean at the same time
john: I don't get why you tell me these dumb stories but alright
*door gets fucking destroyed*
Jesse: who there?
vergil: motivation
Jesse live reaction:
john: wait, who's that-
vergil: silence simp
*john fucking dies*
oh naw I'm outta here
vergil: scum
*I get shot by his words*
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Jesse: yo chill chill chill
vergil: your bitches are dead Jesse
Jesse: *vine boom*
vergil: dead as hell
Jesse: *vine boom*
Jesse rn:
vergil: get back here overpriced dead meme
those words hurt Jesse to the point where his legs broke
vergil: this story ending here, today, now.
Jesse: no please!
vergil decapitates Jesse and sends his corpse to the shadow realm.
Jesse's head: *pitched screaming into void*
vergil: and, fuck you, you stupid readers.
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a fucking retard who takes care of demon women (helltaker x a retard)
Humorthe retard named jesse went to hell with his younger yet buffer looking brother (trust me even with the 'helltakers' muscle jesse beat him in an arm restling contest 2 year's back easily at that) to retrieve a harem of demon women because dream, no...