SHIT HARDER!! by Zoombie & Gay toes 😍 {THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT TAKE ANY OFFENSE TO THIS !!!!]
Y/N was Endeavor's secret girlfriend.. She knew he was married but didnt even care, she liked crazy aggressive men 😈😈She loved Endeavor so much in fact that when he yells she blushes cutely.
One day, Endeavor introduced Shoto to his secret girlfriend ... (you) You went to put on your beautiful blonde wig and blue contact lenses to look pretty and hot..
Y/n hated shoto when she laid her eyes on him "Ew.. hes not pretty... ughhh" Y/n made a disgusted face when she looked at shotos burn mark the red mark marking his face and making him look UGLY "i hate scarred men" She said crossing her arms and looked away from shoto. Her blue orbs started glowing green with anger and disgust...
Y/N pulled endeavor to the side and said "Listen, we can ditch the kid, and make new ones that are prettier than him... 😕😕😕" Endeavor smiled wickedly at the thought of leaving shoto behind. "Well, alright baby girl.. grrr.. if you insist" He says in a sigma tone of voice. And with that Y/N pulled Endeavour to the side.
They planned how to get rid of him, and decided to throw him off a cliff 🤩😜....... They said to shoto they were gonna have a nice family picnic.... and then..... when they got there...... they pushed him down the cliff.............
While being thrown off a cliff, shoto had flashbacks of his childhood.. of the harsh training his father made him do.... "SHIT HARDER!!!!" he would say...."SHIT HARDER SHOTO!!" Shoto's eyes started getting glossy with tears..... As Shoto kept falling to his death he heard a loud BOOM!! and another BOOM!! "Who was that.."shoto thought as he kept his eyes closed the nose kept getting louder and louder until he heard a familiar voice.. "OI ICY HOT!!" It was... BAKUGO?!
When shoto opened his eyes... he was in bakugous bed... 😏😏😏 he could smell bakugous smell in his good smelling bed sheets "Wow.. Bakugo smells so...nice.." shoto thought kawaiily 🥹🥹🥹👉👈.. "i-i-i-1i-i-ii i think i'm in love.. with bakugo. 🥹.." He thought out loud. Bakugo stared and as he watched shoto mutter a confession about his love towards him.. he blushed 😳😳😳 "R-really..??"
Y/N and endeavor were FURIOUS at bakugou for saving shoto!!!! "OMG THAT LITTLE BASTARD SAVED THE LITTLE BRAT!!" Endeavor yelled like a woman (i hate women 😥😓😪). 👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰👩🦰🙍♀️🙍♀️🙍♀️🙍♀️🙍♀️ so they went to bakugous house to get him back and eat him alive (they would fry him with endeavor's quirk 😈😈😉😉)
They knocked on mitsuki's door and said "hi i wanna get my son back pls 👼👼👼👼"
"Hell no." Mitsuki yelled, kicking them through the stomach making a hole in their stomachs >: ) .While that was happening, bakugou was on top of shoto and they were about to kiss, but then mitsuki opened the door, and they kissed "OMG I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈" she said happily "I always wanted a gay son..."
And they they have 3 kids 🧒🧒🧒 and live happily ever after. 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘
THE END ε('。•᎑•')っ 💕
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SHIT HARDER!!
FanfictionSHIT HARDER!! by Zoombie (@S3RI_H4TT3R) & Gay toes (me)😍 [THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT TAKE ANY OFFENSE TO THIS !!!!]