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Anonymous : HA so funny Niall -.-

Harry: Sorry. I'm not Niall.

Anonymous : oops.. Sorry dude wrong number or smth

Harry: how did u know I'm a dude?

Anonymous : I guessed it and now it's confirmed :)

Harry: okay... U are just weird mr Idontknowurname

Louis: It's Louis, what's urs?

Harry: Harry

Louis : nice name ;)

Harry : ty

Louis : wow I just "met" you and u are so rude to me -.- shame on u

Harry: im not rude... And exactly you just "met " me

Louis: whatever -.-

Harry: u must like this face (-.-) a lot

Louis: what's ur problem -.-

Harry : snappy ;)

Louis: see? U don't like it, do u?

Harry: haha ok sorry, it's just that u are a stranger

Louis: LIES! * mentally rolls eyes *

Harry: hahaha

Louis: do u find that funny ? I'm annoyed -.-

Harry: I bet your face has a huge smile on it right now *mentally grins *

Louis : copierrrrr and no I'm not smiling

Harry : prove it then :)

Louis: no :)

Harry : yes :)

Louis : no

Harry: yes

Louis: NOOOO stop it u little teaser -.-

Harry: alright, but just for the record, I won

Louis: ...

Harry: who's Niall?

Louis: what ? Now u want to learn all about my life so u can eventually find out where I live so u can easily break into my house and kill me with a knife ?

Harry: why it has to be a knife ?

Louis: WHAT?!

Harry: I'm kidding Lou .. Oh how I wish i could see ur face .. It would be priceless

Louis: srsly? Nickname ?

Harry: yeah why?

Louis: U DONT EVEN KNOW ME HAZ

Harry: I like it

Louis: oh well fck u

Harry: gladly :)

Louis: pervertttt

Harry: U said "fck u" not mehh

Louis: u have a dirty mind bro

Harry: no, I have a sexy imagination :)

Louis: STOP it with that smiley annoying af face

Harry : language LOUISSS

Louis: u are not my mum to tell me what to do

Harry: never say neverrrr ;)

Louis : HAROLD, don't mess with me
Harry: don't call me that

Louis: ha? U don't like it?

Harry: no!

Louis: HAROLD HAROLD HAROLD

Harry: go fck yourself

Louis: gladly :)

Harry: now who's the copier ?

Louis: this guyyy *mentally points at me *

Harry: at least u admit it

Louis: yes I do, unlike someone

Harry : okay...

Louis: TALK TO ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

Harry : SORRY, I THOUGHT U WERE AN ALIEN

Louis: HAROLD

Harry: what Louis ? I am talking to u like a normal person

Louis: no your answers are monotonous and small

Harry: sure

Louis: YOU ARE DOING THAT AGAIN

Harry: :p

Louis: fine, if you don't want to talk to me I don't fcking care.

Harry:ha ok

Harry: Louis?

Harry: c'mon now

Harry: ok ok I'm talking to you

Harry: with full answers, see?

Harry: DONT BE MAD AT ME

Harry: LOU

Harry: ...

Harry: I'm sorry alright ?

Louis: shut up, I'm trying to sleep -.-
Harry: sleep? It's afternoon , why would u want to sleep now?

Louis: it's afternoon probably where u live idiot :p

Harry: wait, you don't live In Canada???

Louis: HA HA HA NOW I KNOW WHERE U LIVE

Louis : and guess what ! YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME APART FROM MY NAME

Harry: I won again

Louis: what? How?

Harry: we have the same first 3 numbers, so we live in the same area , so u live in canada

Louis: Harry, did I mentioned how much I hate you?

Harry: you are so cute

Louis: what?

Harry: what?

Louis: thnx though ...

Harry: yeah..

Louis: but srsly now, gtg :( nice talking to u haz

Harry: nice talking to you too Lou :D

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AN: HEYYYYYY GUYSSSSSS☺️ I DECIDED TO WRITE THIS STORY CAUSE I LOVE "no homo " AND ITS AN INSPIRATION FOR ME ! SO THANKS WRITER OF NO HOMO! IF U HAVENT READ PLEASE GO READ IT! MY STORY IS NOT A COPY FROM NO HOMO THOUGH DONT WORRY I HAVE DIFFERENT IDEAS! IF U LIKE IT COMMENT AND FAVE ! THANK UUUUUU❤️

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