this is just a joke and was requested by my friend
one very early sweet disney princess arse morning conrad feels sick oh no he has fucking Covid bummer. he picks up his pink Barbie phone and texts belly
con-man:belly
con-man:belly
con-man:belly
belly: tf bitch what do you want
con-man:covid
belly: what
con-man:*voice recording*
belly: im not listening to that
belly: oh my god what the fuck
con-man: get me medicine
belly: no
con-man i mean conrad then skiddaddles his goofy ass to bellys house by breaking in with his magical pixie powers
"surprise bitch"
"wtf conrad"
he then gives off a very cut pixie laugh followed by dying old man wheezing
"what" belly says as she feels tempted to ring the fbi
"im dying belly"
"okay"
and then conrad dies with his magical pixie rat 2018 gacha emo baddie angel powers magically rescurating (my autocorrect refuses to help me) him
"sup hoe"
"surprising you got covid when you wanna be doctor"
"kys"
im sorry i have no idea what to write cause wattpad deleted this like 7 times already💀💀
