the identity of crab bitch

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When Taehyung entered the washroom stall, backpack and all, he really didn't plan on staying in there for a while. He just wanted to take a quick puff from his vape and then go to one of the Great Halls to get some work done.

Which is why he's surprised when he finds himself crouching at the bottom of the stall, blue sharpie in hand, replying to the obnoxiously obsessed kid who doesn't shut up about Mamamoo that just insulted Ateez.

It's new, because it wasn't here last Friday, and Taehyung will not let anyone get away with Ateez slander.

ateez is so funny lol they're just a bunch of wannabe idols cuz who the hell let hongjoong rap? he sounds like a gd kid

yeah? but is ateez full of almost 30 year olds? lol you wanna talk about wannabe idols but your faves were literally the wannabes for the first several years of their career. Ateez has had a fanbase from the beginning, so put some respect to their name, Taehyung replies.

Now, Taehyung doesn't know what possessed him to write that (actually, it was probably the small high) but Mum has been nagging him about his lack of social life lately and putting himself out there even though he has Jimin and Hoseok . . .

Well, he put himself out there.

On a bathroom stall.

And insulted a group of people.

For no other reason than to offend the Mamamoo dude.

He cringes. Either way, he muses, it's one way of making his mum proud.

When he gets out of the bathroom, he goes to the Math Great Hall to work on an English assignment he's been procrastinating on. The teachers here actually care about what goes on, so if he strays off topic then he can count on them to redirect him back to his project.

He passes by Jeongguk and gets ready to smile and wave, but Jeongguk doesn't notice him, too engrossed in his laptop, binder in front of him. Probably working on math. Like the Math Great Hall is intended for.

One of the supervising teachers waves at him though, and he waves back.

Taehyung sits at an empty desk and gets his laptop out, cracks his knuckles, and goes through the assignment criteria.

Time to get some work done.





their low fame level means experience being on the bottom, means they're diamonds in the rough that are finally being treated the way they ought to. lol you just said they got fame not for their talent but for existing. compared to mamamoo, ateez is a soft piece of cake

Taehyung curses.

He puffs on his vape and writes back:

at least everyone likes cakes lol they're tasty and look great. not everybody likes diamonds, they're harsh, expensive and pointless. plus it's an overused metaphor lol at least be half as creative as you claim your faves to be

Honestly it's not as good as it sounded in his head, but whatever. He needs to hurry before he's late for class.





Taehyung sighs and erases what he has so far. He redoes the question but the answer isn't any clearer. He looks to his left at Jeongguk, takes a sneak peek at his worksheet, then looks back at his own worksheet.

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