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3:15 AM
Engr. Gideon Donovan

Gideon:
Saw your car taking off TL Plaza

Gideon:
Nag 5ounce ka?

5:50 AM

Me:
Hindi. May sinundo lang

Me:
Slr. I just got home

Gideon:
Woah. Woah

Gideon:
Ito ba 'yung doktor na naka date mo last month?

Gideon:
Akala ko ba hindi 'yun nag ba-bar?

Me:
No.  It's not her

Me:
It's Frankie. Best friend ni Mai

Gideon:
Oh?

Gideon:
Ba't ikaw sumundo? Best friends na rin kayo? 😂😂

Me:
No, asshole.

Me:
She accidentally sent me a message that's supposed to be for the guy that he made out with inside the bar.

Gideon:
So, in other words, you cock blocked her 😂

Me:
No. I didn't

Me:
She doesn't want to be with him anyway. That's what she told me.

Me:
Guess it's a good thing that I picked her up. Baka mapano pa

Me:
Konsensya ko pa

Gideon:
Ohh. Mag-isa lang ba siya nag bar?

Gideon:
Dapat kapag ganyan, magsama siya ng at least isang lalaki

Gideon:
Someone he can trust and not those guy friends who secretly want to sleep with her

Gideon:
Pati si Maisie, sabihan mo

Gideon:
Para if ever they get wasted, may mag-uuwi sa kanila safely

Me:
May kasama naman si Frankie

Me:
Gay friend nila ni Mai

Me:
Kaso nawala yata

Gideon:
HAHAHA 'yon lang

Gideon:
Anyway, how does Frankie looks like?

Gideon:
I don't think I've seen her before

Me:

Gideon:
Oh. I saw her at losmo!

Gideon:
Galing ako do'n kanina.

Gideon:
Everybody's looking at her. Men, women, gays. Everyone.

Gideon:
I've seen multiple men approach her, too, asking for her insta.

Me:
If only they knew how much of a pain she is in the ass

Me:
Kulit e.

Me:
Selfie nang selfie sa phone ko

Me:
Pinapa airdrop pa

Me:
Naghanap pa 'ko ng bukas na stall na nagbebenta ng palabok

Me:
And it's 3 in the morning

Gideon:
HAHAHA why

Me:
That's what she wants

Me:
I told her that a drive thru was the best option and that I'd just buy her spaghetti or whatever that has noodles in the menu.

Gideon:
Tapos tapos

Me:
Ba't mas alam ko pa daw sa kanya

Me:
Ako daw ba ang kakain?

Gideon:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gideon:
Damn bro

Me:
I know.

Me:
This is why I prefer women that don't drink

Gideon:
Lol

Gideon:
Then what did you do? When she was insisting to have her palabok?

Me:
E 'di naghanap ako
Gideon:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Gideon:
Tama, tama.

Gideon:
You don't wanna anger them

Gideon:
Where did you find a place anyway?

Me:
Sa may bandang San Nicolas

Gideon:
Oh. Well, congratulations then. You officially have a girlfriend now.

Me:
Screw that

Me:
The only thing I have right now is a migraine.

Me:
And Frankie? Are you fucking kidding me?

Me:
I'd rather put my hand in a shredder

Me:
Both left and right

Gideon:
You are hilarious in the AM, Engineer.

Me:
Thank you for finding my misery funny

Me:
Anyway, I'll go get some sleep. I have a blueprint to continue later.