Made this bs because my dumbass bored as hell😭😔😁 btw this takes place in the high school AU timeline so I guess you can say it ties into that lore?🤷♀️
Horrid's dumb bitch intrusive thoughts
Horrid being a dumbass while talking to himself: What if I just painted my nails and dyed my hair at the same time? They'd have to be the same color.
Great being the dumber dumbass: You should do it like rn!
Horrid: Rn?
Great: You know what, dumbass? I'll dye your hair and paint your nails!
Horrid obviously dreading that: Just anything but pink or blue...
Great: I won't promise anything!
Horrid: I figured you'd say that...
Horrid finally realizing that Great is actually in the room with him and it's not just a figment of his imagination: Wait, Great?! Don't actually do that!
Great already having the supplies out: Too late~
Meanwhile Great's intrusive thoughts
Great looking at some guy that kinda looks like Merciless: Huh, that guys kinda hot🥵
Great shakes his head: Yeah, nah, there's seriously something wrong with me with that one...
Great's dumbass brain: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Great looks he's fucking stupid as he talks to himself to answer his own brain: Yeah, why? Please don't let this be something stupid...
Great's brain being even more psychotic than Great is: Stab him and do unspeakable things to the wound!
Great looks bewildered because of his own brain: What the actual-
Great's brain: Ah ah ah, trust me on this, I know you more than anyone.
Great responding to his nonexistent brain: Ok, I will admit, the last time was fun but I almost got caught.
Great's brain: Shut up, go home, grab a knife, and do it already!
Great: Go home? I don't even own the house?
Imma end it there, that's enough lore for you, see you later I guess? Btw something similar to this coming out in a book about my wannabe Gacha YouTube channel!! So stay tuned for that😙
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Random DU meme shit or something 🤷♀️
DiversosThis could be considered incorrect quotes🤷♀️ really whatever you want to call it
