Just hear me out.
It all started whenever Zendaya (yes the super hot slay baddie actor) cheated on him with 'Peter Parker.' 🙄
Like who does he think he is?!?!??!?!!?!?! It was a depressing moment in time for all of us. Anyway, we were sitting in my brothers room, barking at each other and singing emo songs on the guitar out of grief. But it all really started whenever he called me Bro. I looked at him, my eyes wide and tearing up, sparkling, yearning for his love. In that moment I knew I wanted this man oh so bad. I admired his face, looking deep into those dancing, muddy, dewy, beautiful, balunctuious, hot, stunning, soft, daddy eyes and caressed his cheek bones. He giggled like an elf giving birth to a rat. It was SO hot. UGGHFHFJFJ. It touched my heart. But then.. he touched something else.
My lips! (the ones on my face i promise)
I sat up, and lay against his bulging chest.
*Pow*
*Pink*
*Pucucucu*
But then, just as we were about to kiss, something unexpectedly happened interrupting this beautiful moment.
