so like there was this manly man called federico johnson but people mistakes him for a twink. everyone in town whenever was like passing by him they scream TWINK at him and this made our causa federico sadly so like he was at park crying his balls out but then the most collab most og goat from this account happened, "gasps" says our causa, when he saw donkey and savanna donkey (igs yall remember them) with like abnormal 69 children
federico johnson gasps so hard he jumps to the eiffel tower then comes back
"what are yall doing here?!?!!??!!!" he says
"oh ya like we need yo help to like not get this like curse from like my ex LA DRAGONA cuz like she found out i sexed savana donkey so li-"
"muh muh muh muh" savanna donkey interrupts
"i'll have sec with u bbg"
"IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK CYZ EVERY SINGLE PERSIN CALLS ME A TWINK EVEN THIS IM FUCKING NIT" federico creams to them.
"ya ur kinda off a twink" says donkey
"STOPPPPP WAAAAAA J KNOW WHAT IM LEAVUNG GOODBYE"
our causa federico leaves the scene.
"wanna boom boom bbg"
scene cuts from that to federicos room.
federico is watching memoji videos or disney characters. since hes traymatic, he quotes the img baby tons of times.
kindness is sexy
then his dad sends him a photo of a package from him that he accidentally got. he opened it, he saw didlos and thought they were microphones, so fedricos dad like records a vid of him singing with a dildo las mañanitas.
federico gets ptsd from it. now he's questioning himself if he's a twink.
end of chapter 1 tee hee will our causa federico johnson become a twink or nah come back in idk days
