federico johnson is on its room, questioning about it. "ugg why does it feel like i'm coming out the closet but I AM NIT A TWINK" it thinks. after a while federico sleeps while watching kazoop on netflix with his henry cavil body pillow chun chun it's now 6:09 am federico our causa wakes up and realises he had a wet dream, he's like "oh shit did my puberty came back" but goes to his mind and realises that he dreamt about the abs if henry. "AUHHJ WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME I DONT UNDERSTAND I AM NOT A TWINK I AHTE TEINKS IS GUATH ÑIOM TWINKS" he stops and remembers his irish relatives. "wait im british..." then out of nowhere, the didlo that his dad thought it was a microphone was sitting on the table.... gasp.... so tense..... and then... out of nowhere, he gets transported to the inside of the thing.... and when he wakes up from his unconsciousness.... he sees.... non other than THE SHARK MEMOJI...WITH THE ABUSED NORMAN PLUSHIE. our causa federico is afraid so afaraid so incredibly afraid like holy shit, since they were in a love triangle in highschool, but memoji shark kicked federico balls so hard the balls got destroyed. (that's why he gets bit bitches. "WHY....WHY ARE YOU DOUBG THIS TO ME..... I DONT COMPREHEND IT..." memoji shark then pins federico to a wall and starts to make out with it, abused norman plushie watches in silence. federico is feeling so good it might make him explode him.... when they stop making out, shark asks, "yo did ye like it mate?" "yes... do it more" says federicozl. then shark laughs hysterically, "I KNEW U WERE A TWINK BITCHASS" and it was revealed they were making out in public. gasp federico is so crushed about it. everyone laughs including me tee hee federico cries and runs to the creek. and becomes la llorona, but instead of searching his non existent children, he searches for his heterosexuality. the end or not gaspspsp
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