A Side Quest (A Soukoku Story.)

A Strangers Arrival: Chapter one.

Authors Note: This story could contain TW's. read at your own risk. Also, MØRI warning(?). Also, shout out to DLV & Rational who helped me a lot, love yall! <3

Edit: ..I deleted all 16653 words on accident so this is rewritten. So.. please.. show mercy cause I had to start from scratch. I cried for 10 minutes before staring again.

Dazai's/3rd POV

Dazai is running around the main monster slaying forest. He's scouting for new evil monsters to kill. Cause why not? He's bored and wants to do something fun, who wouldn't? You wouldn't? Oh, well I didn't ask. He jumps down from a tree branch and takes out his sword, looking around. He heard bushes shuffling and he snapped his head around and quickly swiped the bush.. it was a fat ugly pink rabbit with three eyes. Though, it is a monster.. it's not harmful. Only it's ugly nasty looks are. The rabbit always looks like he's judging you.. it's weird and creepy. It hops away with a judgmental look at Dazai. Dazai slowly watches the bunny hop away until it's out his sight. He sits down and leans against the tree taking a break from all that monster killing. His bandages are getting sweaty.. gross. He tightens his bolo tie and straightens his white shirt and black shorts. He looks around peacefully taking in the nature. It's beautiful.. he puts down his sword and smiles. He picks up and flower and kisses it.

"Ah.. such a beautiful sunset. This would be an amazing day to do double suicide with a stunning lady! Ah I'm thinking of a pick up line already!"

He chuckles and smiles at the thought of committing double suicide.

"This flower is as beautiful as your eyes. But no flower is as gorgeous as your beauty! Commit double suicide with me, you stunning lady!"

His eyes sparkle at the thought of suicide. He starts to day dream about the feeling of finally getting that sweet relief of death. He heard leaves rustling behind him. He assumed it was another rabbit so ignored it. But when he heard something jump out the bush and charge he quickly grabbed his sword and threw it swiftly into the direction of the creature or person. When he heard a splat he knew he hit something.

He stood up looks for the thing he killed. Oh! It's those green weird monsters. We call them Grengles. Why? Who knows.. It's fat and round and has one eye like a cyclops only fat and small and chubby and ugly. Kinda like Mike Wazowski from that one movie.. do yall know what I'm talking about? Who cares, whatever. Anyway, it's dead. And it reeks of its disgusting remains.. it's green blood splattered everywhere. He gagged, thank god it wasn't a mother or dad and only a small one. If it was a mother or dad.. dazai would have serious problems dealing with the grengle. Grengles shoot out acid so a big grengle is worse than a small grengle. Anyways, enough about grengles, it's getting quite late. He wouldn't want to be in the dark.. especially with the "midnight creatures out." Those things are VERY dangerous and impossible to kill! He'd probably die before actually touching or killing one. He rather not be its snack today. He stands up and grabs his sword getting, ready to leave.. until..

CRACK

Dazai slightly tensed up for a second before his eyes narrow. He held up his sword in a defensive stance. He's pretty sure it's one of "Those people".. a god damn mage. He's sure because if it was a monster, I'd strike from the bushes. Demons are too rare to be in the woods. And dragons are too big and strike from the sky.. so obviously it's not a dragon. And maybe it might be his own people, dragon slayers.. but seriously doubtful. Why would a dragon slayer hide from another dragon slayer? Do they
have a death wish? Funny coming from Dazai. So clearly it's mage. Mage seem innocent but they have serious beef with monster slayers because—

Dazai was tackled to the ground by a red headed cloaked stupid idiot. His sword went flying and right into the tree. Clearly dazai underestimated this guy. Maybe he needs to show him a god damn lesson. Dazai quickly glared up at the boy, his face pissed off. His glare softened at the sight of the red headed boy.