*****
Jack: How long do you think it'll take?
Adam: I don’t know, three or four.
Jack: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
Adam: Yeah, maybe five.
Jack: Five what?!
*****
Jack: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That’s what I always say!
Adam: You should say something else.
*****
Jack: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Ryan.
*****
Jack and Ryan: *speaking Spanish*
Jack: I know, I know.
Adam: You speak Spanish?
Jack: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Ryan speaks.
*****
Jack: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
*****
Jack: I’m going to hell.
Ryan: Probably.
Jack: I'll pick you up?
Ryan: *nodding* Carpool.
*****
Jack: Hold the fuck up.
Adam: Excuse me?
Jack: I said hold the fuck up.
Adam:
Jack: I’m the fuck up, hold me.
*****
Adam: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Ryan: It's kind of complicated, but Jack-
Adam: Got it. Forget I asked.
*****
Ryan: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?
Jack: Oklahoma City, bitch!
*****
Jack: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Adam: That’s not a lot of inches.
*****
Ryan: Adam, I know you love Jack. I mean, we all do, he's a very nice person and I respect him immensely.
Ryan: But I think he might be a fucking idiot.
*****
Adam: Jack? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.
Jack: I'll stop twice on the way back.
*****
Jack: Am I in trouble?
Adam: Take a guess.
Jack: No?
Adam: Take another guess.
*****
Ryan: Okay, two person huddle.
Adam: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
*****
Jack: *About to do something incredibly stupid*
Ryan: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
*****
Adam: You know, people treat me like a god.
Jack: How?
Adam: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
